"If you could have..." Issue #1

[Argitoth]

I will be starting many topics like this. Stay tuned!

If you could have one of any miscellaneous trinket *IN REAL LIFE*, what would you want?

VOTE NOW!


Remember to give your reason.

[ April 12, 2004, 20:26: Message edited by: Argitoth ]

[Argitoth]

I'd get a Skull Talisman. It would be awsome to be guarded by a skeleton 24/7 and be able to raise temporary skeletons when in trouble.

[HotNifeThruButr]

I really wanted Percival the Pocket Knight, but since he's not there, I'll go with skull talisman.

Sic 'em, Percy!

Edit 1: Phoenix Rod would also be cool... *maniacal laughter*

Edit 2: What about the Endless Bag of Wine? It'd be a hit at parties. A skull mentor could also do my homework for me http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[ April 12, 2004, 21:20: Message edited by: HotNifeThruButr ]

[Tricon]

Ring of Fire. I hate burning my beard when I spew fire.


Slave collar.... mmh, depends on who the master is... Dita von Teese...nah, Ring of Fire is still my choice.

[Slygar]

I picked the ring of frost. It would be great for scaring the pants off Eskimos with.

I really wanted the Tartarian Chains, however. "Whaddaya mean, I can't have a raise? *thwak*"

[Kristoffer O]

Slave Collar. I have several students that would need one http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Nephelim]

Ring of frost... Very mundane reason, I hate being cold.

I would have preferred the boots of quickness.. Boots of flying...

Ring of regeneration..

Oh, too many options!

[Argitoth]

Doods doods, it's just magic trinkets (lvl 0 construction). I'll do more powerful item polls other times.

[ April 12, 2004, 22:01: Message edited by: Argitoth ]

[Wauthan]

Bear Claw Talisman. Would be great to get rid of my nerdish physique without actually having to put all that money, effort and time into the gym. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif Plus it's the only item I could keep secret from the authorities since it's not quite as supernatural in effect as the others.

[Gandalf Parker]

Originally posted by Argitoth:
I'd get a Skull Talisman. It would be awsome to be guarded by a skeleton 24/7 and be able to raise temporary skeletons when in trouble. <font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Guards? bouncers? and your poll mentioned crime?

Doesnt anyone have yard chores anymore? Skull Talisman for me and everytime my wife isnt around I will get an "amazing" amount of chores done. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[Norfleet]

Originally posted by Kristoffer O:
Slave Collar. I have several students that would need one http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif <font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">They already sell those, but they're generally intended for training dogs.

[Argitoth]

Originally posted by Gandalf Parker:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Originally posted by Argitoth:
I'd get a Skull Talisman. It would be awsome to be guarded by a skeleton 24/7 and be able to raise temporary skeletons when in trouble. <font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Guards? bouncers? and your poll mentioned crime?

Doesnt anyone have yard chores anymore? Skull Talisman for me and everytime my wife isnt around I will get an "amazing" amount of chores done. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Naa dood, skeletons are not smart enough for that. They will end up crushing dishes, and using their weapon to clean the floor.

Edit: And they wouldn't know the difference between inside and outside. They'd run that lawn mower right into your houes if they found an opening.

[ April 12, 2004, 23:26: Message edited by: Argitoth ]

[Gandalf Parker]

Originally posted by Argitoth:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Originally posted by Gandalf Parker:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Originally posted by Argitoth:
I'd get a Skull Talisman. It would be awsome to be guarded by a skeleton 24/7 and be able to raise temporary skeletons when in trouble. <font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Guards? bouncers? and your poll mentioned crime?

Doesnt anyone have yard chores anymore? Skull Talisman for me and everytime my wife isnt around I will get an "amazing" amount of chores done. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Naa dood, skeletons are not smart enough for that. They will end up crushing dishes, and using their weapon to clean the floor. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Yeah but I bet they could mow my yard (which presently looks more like Carrion Woods is taking over)

[Argitoth]

Originally posted by Gandalf Parker:
Yeah but I bet they could mow my yard (which presently looks more like Carrion Woods is taking over) <font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">BWAAAHAHAHAA

[ April 12, 2004, 23:32: Message edited by: Argitoth ]

[Daynarr]

Slave Collar - I would just wrap it up and send it to my enemy. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif
Or give it to somebody I really like (of opposite sex preferably). http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[HotNifeThruButr]

You could also give slave collor to an unsuspecting neighbor and make him/her mow your lawn.

[Argitoth]

The description of a slave collar is mearly to make more obediant. I don't see the slave collar as a mind control. I'd think the person has to already be obedient for the ring to be effective. Then the ring just makes them a lot more compelled to do what you want.

[Daynarr]

Originally posted by Argitoth:
The description of a slave collar is mearly to make more obediant. I don't see the slave collar as a mind control. I'd think the person has to already be obedient for the ring to be effective. Then the ring just makes them a lot more compelled to do what you want. <font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">More obedient is just the thing. I don't want to make someone mindless, just more "prone to suggestion". http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Teraswaerto]

Ring of Frost would be nice. Not needing to wear a coat no matter how cold it is would rule.

[Argitoth]

Just gunna give this a bump so other people don't miss it.

[Pirateiam]

Skull Talisman

I would transfer from Engineering to Marketing send my brainless skeletons to thier new marketing jobs (they would never know the difference and they proabably would be promoted.)
Then I would sit back crack open a beer and play Dominions all day long ! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[ April 14, 2004, 18:30: Message edited by: Pirateiam ]

[Ed Kolis]

C'mon, what nerd doesn't want to be more manly? Bear Claw all the way! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

(edit: one of those plus the Slave Collar might help with Samus, see my sig http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif )

[ April 14, 2004, 20:18: Message edited by: Ed Kolis ]