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tinkthank
May 11th, 2004, 04:47 PM
What are your Favorites?
Mine I just got recently: "Beak chopped off". whoo-hoo -- YES!!!!
Norfleet
May 11th, 2004, 07:29 PM
Beak chopped off is an actual affliction? Did this happen to a Phoenix or something?
My favorite is still "lost the head". There's just something really funny about both the way it's written, and the very concept of it as an affliction.
Jondifool
May 11th, 2004, 07:41 PM
"Lost all those eyes" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif
riderless , she was still leading her squad and had developed awe
just an exsample of how good care there is for details in this game.
I really feel obliged to rename her "shelops daughter"
[ May 11, 2004, 18:43: Message edited by: Jondifool ]
PvK
May 11th, 2004, 07:53 PM
So far I think "Beak Chopped Off" wins for me.
PvK
Norfleet
May 11th, 2004, 08:47 PM
You know what I want to see..."Butt chopped off". That puts a whole new spin on getting your *** shot off.
Vynd
May 11th, 2004, 08:53 PM
When it comes to my units, my favorite affliction is none...
Tuidjy
May 12th, 2004, 12:34 AM
Disease on an undead. No effect whatsoever :-)
I got it from the inkspot (or whatever) on my
Prince of Death on turn 4... It was not until
turn 20 or so that I realized that it will not do
anything to him, and stopped cursing my luck.
Petar
Slogan
May 12th, 2004, 10:08 PM
My favorite was a serpent who had a limp.
Norfleet
May 12th, 2004, 10:21 PM
I had a Monolith with a limp. That's even funnier than a serpent with a limp. I mean, how does a Monolith limp at all? A serpent can suffer impaired movement, and that kinda qualifies as a limp, but how does a MONOLITH limp? It doesn't MOVE!
PvK
May 13th, 2004, 07:18 AM
If it ever gets tipped over, it'll roll funny. Very undignified for a pretender monolith.
PvK
Norfleet
May 13th, 2004, 07:44 AM
Isn't being tipped over very undignified to begin with?
von_Schmidt
May 14th, 2004, 11:25 AM
'Lost tail' (or something - could be 'tail chopped off') on eg Devils.
Don't ever try that on a Devil - it pisses them off no end. ;-)
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