LOLDominions: Lolspeak Diplomacy

[moderation]

I recall finding a Loldominions thread a while back. Anyway, please post any Lolcat or other Lolimages you find that might be applicable to Dominions. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-fort-cat-cries-on-trash-day.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-kittens-cardboard-fort.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-deathstar-hamster.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-boxing-hamster.jpg

[Endoperez]

I tried to use lolinator, but I couldn't get anything fitting. It's supposed to read sites and select (random?) text, and add it to cat pictures. Unfortunately, I couldn't get a kitten with LORD OF CIVILIZATION or a biker-cat with something to do with insanity, moose or both. The dumb script started reading these forums from the Weird World ads to the left, and never got to the forum part... and Dominions reviews didn't work either.

I'm not a cat collector, so I don't have anything else to say, really.

[JimMorrison]

I absolutely love odd (or cute) pictures of cats, and any other animals, but especially cats. I even really like them if they have an appropriate and clever caption on them.

What I cannot stand or abide, is the intentionally misspelled, and painfully inane drivel that encompasses the vast majority of this odd "lolcatz" phenomenon.


So just to clarify, I really do like the first pic you posted, and that hamster Death Star is pretty hilarious to me. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

[Omnirizon]

http://st09.startlogic.com/~pendrago/graphics/everytime.bmp

someone needs to edit the "everytime you masturbate", to "everytime you summon tartarians" or something. I'd do it myself, but my desktop is down and I don't feel like dl'ing new software to this one.

EDIT: anyone that knows about UBBCode wanna help out here? I used the forum's 'instant UBB Code image' insertion link, and posted exactly what it gave me, but it ain't working.

[moderation]

Heh nice. I made a BMP with the right text, but I can't figure out how to paste it in on a Mac.

Just because it's an image macro doesn't mean it has to be mean there has to be bad spelling and grammar.

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/2497/kittensso4.th.png (http://img384.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kittensso4.png)

Omni: I think the problem you have is that the forum doesn't want to recognize BMP files. Maybe try converting it to a JPG.

[Omnirizon]

nice. but wheres the picture? that's half the fun.

[Ballbarian]

Here you go Omnirizon:
http://www.shrapnelcommunity.com/threads/uploads/618577-everytime.jpg

[PvK]

Ok, here are a few:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/force_field.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/06/funny-pictures-cat-sends-minion-for-cheeseburger.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2007/06/abducting-cheezburgers.jpg

I enjoy these though I also share this sentiment with the previous poster (JimM.), and this cat:
http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/03/funny-pictures-angry-cat-questions-lolspeak.jpg

[moderation]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/23/astralcatopen128587383310669811.jpg

[JimMorrison]

Okay, Astral Cat wins! \o/

[Tyrant]

JimMorrison said:
Okay, Astral Cat wins! \o/



I dunno, forcefield cat is pretty nifty too.

[moderation]

Too bad forcefield cat can't be recaptioned. He should be Air Shield Cat. Or Invulnerable Cat. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/23/tartariansis128587426403335455.jpg

[Darkwind]

In lieu of Dominions-centered cats, I bring you:
http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/6017/33we1.jpg

[moderation]

Hmm, that looks like vampire cat to me. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif



Omnirizon said:
someone needs to edit the "everytime you masturbate", to "everytime you summon tartarians" or something. I'd do it myself, but my desktop is down and I don't feel like dl'ing new software to this one.



What are those things chasing the kitten? Colossal Fetishes? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Darkwind]

moderation said:
Hmm, that looks like vampire cat to me. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Now I'm going to have to fetch Illithid Cat.
http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/5817/34im4.jpg

Caption Maker (http://www.scriptstudios.com/cm/default.aspx) is awesome.

EDIT: I appear to have used the wrong image. It's been fixed.

[Lingchih]

OK. Illithid kitten wins. Can't you just imagine her snuggling up on your chest, and then sucking your brains out?

[HoneyBadger]

/threads/images/Graemlins/icon07.gif That's why I take the pills, Lingchih, so I won't imagine that kind of thing. /threads/images/Graemlins/icon07.gif

[Zeldor]

Few more, you can surely find fitting situations in dominions http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/7586/catvoicesht1.jpg


http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/398/dangerouslv2mp6.jpg

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/495/dinnerisufp4.jpg

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/6775/disguiseoe9.jpg

[Ballbarian]

I think that the last one is a moose disguised as a cat disguised as a bog beast... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

[Zeldor]

That one has nothing to do with Dominions and it not even a lolcat, but that is the best cast ever!

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/2475/d8471575zr5.gif

[HoneyBadger]

Don't you realize, Ballbarian? Don't you see it??? They're all mooses!!! AHHHH!!!!!

[PvK]

Glamour Meese.

[llamabeast]

I like the Tartarians one. Creepy.

[Lazy_Perfectionist]

moderation said:
What are those things chasing the kitten? Colossal Fetishes? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif



Domo-kun (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H39XaynZHRA&feature=related)
Domo-kun FAQ (http://cardhouse.com/travel/japan/domokun.htm)
Google gets me An American fanpage (http://www.domo-kun.com/) heavily influenced by fark.com (that's how I know Domo-kun - It's not news, its fark.com - though I haven't been by much for years)
That lead me to the Official North American site: Domonation (http://www.domonation.com/) Words cannot descript this site and its videos, except they are safe for work, and as long as you stick to the official clips, family safe.

There is an insane news crawl on that page with headlines such as "God accused of selling cocaine near Tampa church", from the Associated Press, among others.

[JimMorrison]

Damn, and I really thought there were slices of cinnamon toast. >.>

[Lazy_Perfectionist]

Instead, you get a giant brown monster that loves TV, likes to rock out to guitar wolf, and is known to repeatedly pass gas when nervous or upset.

I think you come out all the richer. There's so much strange, wonderful, incomprehensible R'lyeh-like insanity depth when instead of toast, you get this chasing down and killing kittens.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIykX1wiVqM&feature=related

The best part of it is, understand japanese or not, they're the best way you can spend 30 seconds. Not much can compete in that small a time frame.

[moderation]

Hmm, now I want to summon one. But I wonder how many slots it gets...

[JimMorrison]

Lazy_Perfectionist said:
...There's so much strange, wonderful, incomprehensible R'lyeh-like insanity depth when you explore Japanese pop culture ...



Oh I know, I know. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

[Agrajag]

JimMorrison said:
Damn, and I really thought there were slices of cinnamon toast. >.>



POWDERED TOAST MAN!

[Omnirizon]

Lazy_Perfectionist said:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIykX1wiVqM&feature=related

The best part of it is, understand japanese or not, they're the best way you can spend 30 seconds. Not much can compete in that small a time frame.



dude that's crazy.

it reminds me of the arnold shwanegger-whatver his name is in those Japanese commercials

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skBlEbsM0jM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfmdsGrjW7M

there's millions more. they're all totally insane.

[Sombre]

I can't be arsed to actually edit this, but for those of you familiar with lolcats:

"Is it can be thugs tiem now?"

[Tichy]

Is that Kitteh wonders mid-game yet?

[Tifone]

Hey all!
First post =)
Heading to the "Introduce yourself" thread after this one, do not worry ^^

Ok, I like this thread, I now TRY to post some images, dunno if that works, sorry for the bad quality http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/frown.gif
Some of my images are not funny even to me - but hey I tried ^^
Following the trend... I used all cats pictures ^^

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/giftreason.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/airshield.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/byebyecaelum.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/thetisblesing.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/landofdreams.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/horhelm.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/earthmeld.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/skeletoncat.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/fallingcat.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/research.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/thunderstrike.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/cateatingplant.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/byectis.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/helmetreducttion.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/warriorsmuspelheim.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/raiders.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/pict0676.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/yomivstienchi.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/ermor.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/difficultnat.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/ark.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/clockwrkcat.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/imprcrossbr_2.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/awe_2.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/prophet.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/dominion.jpg


Thank y 4 givin' a look here ^^

[lch]

The forum doesn't like special characters like ?
Link directly: http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/xyz.jpg

[moderation]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/25/zomgyouhasta128589342021223136.jpg

[Tifone]

Finally uploaded the images of the previous post - they're not that good but i hope u enjoy at least some of them ^^

Have a nice day u allz http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

(And tnx 4 the help 4 posting them!)

[llamabeast]

lol, I really enjoyed yours Tifone! Good work!

I actually want to call my housemates over to see. But they just wouldn't understand...

[Tifone]

eheh tnx a lot ^^ but now i just ran out of good ideas... gotta find something inspiring http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif mmh...

And yep, methinks for someone who never tried the game - the MOST PART of what we say here is ancient Egyptian XD

Personal favorite still remains Darkwind's Lobotomizer Illithid kitten http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Tifone]

@ moderation,

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/tarto.jpg

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/evil.gif

[PvK]

Wow, good work Tifone!

[JimMorrison]

Hahaha, awesome! But what's this last one? It's kind of even frightening me..... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/redface.gif

[Tifone]

dunno JimMorrison - found on the net ^^

A couple more if it doesn't bore any1 me posting too many images http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/lilgreennumber.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/starve.jpg


Peace everybody http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

[moderation]

Tifone said:
@ moderation,



haha, too bad i don't have tartarians in any of the games i'm playing (yet), but maybe some people will take your word for it. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

By the way, there is a really good re-captioning feature at http://icanhascheezburger.com/ . However it only works for the more recent lolcat images, not the older ones like "It can be hugs tiem nao?" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

[PashaDawg]

Funny! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

[moderation]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/26/improvedcrossbr128590024853364101.jpg

Oh yeah, "Your troops in the Endless Forest are starving" could use some "nom nom nom". http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Ballbarian]

Thanks for the giggles. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

My daughters loved the dragon-hamster.

[Lazy_Perfectionist]

I particularily liked the earth meld one.

But the cloud trapeze didn't get me. I kept on thinking of this youtube video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrI7mHVHlEc
Afterwards you could watch news footage of a cat surving some pretty amazing jumps.

[moderation]

Heh, that video is hilarious. I wonder if it was CGI. I sure hope it was. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

[Tifone]

Ooook, some new ones ^^

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/light.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/bogcat.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/rustprev1.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/paintocrator.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/giantskel.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/mict.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/eaermor.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/rogoeretici.jpg

Me hopes u enjoyed ^^

[JimMorrison]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/27/youplaytoomuc128590614001753413.jpg

[Ironhawk]

lol

Nice Jim

[moderation]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/29/astralcatcanh128592418646287243.jpg

[Tifone]

Haz our imgnescion alrdy gun dry? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rant.gif

[Darkwind]

I, personally, don't think the inspiration's rtun out yet. What I do think is that
http://www.scriptstudios.com/cm/images/captioned/ZLYRTNMTLOBZRV.jpg

[llamabeast]

I like the Tartarian Nietzsche! Gotta say, you sure are prolific Tifone! Actually I pretty much like all of the pics on this thread.

[Loren]

Darkwind said:
I, personally, don't think the inspiration's rtun out yet. What I do think is that
http://www.scriptstudios.com/cm/images/captioned/ZLYRTNMTLOBZRV.jpg



[/quote]

This one doesn't make sense. Who cares if LA Ermor has blood magic? They don't have anyplace to get the virgins from!

[Tifone]

A couple of new ones ^^

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/b_4.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/sittingbullsmall.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/crosseyedcat.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/ilveropapa.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/scherzetto.jpg

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/nuclearexplosion.jpg

Peace all and remember: pray for the Forge Monthly command to come http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Darkwind]

I was just thinking about what could be eviler than thousands of undead coming at you full-speed, and I figured thousands of undead coming at you full-speed led by an arch-devil (or three) would be much scarier.

However, just to please you, I'll put up a new (hopefully more sensible) image:
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/5669/zahaykyuhyluhnwu9.jpg
I don't know about you, but I think I can see through the back end of that thing. Anyone want to tangle with a Soulless Vastness?

Edit: I have to say that all of your pictures are awesome, Tifone. Do you have a picture of a zombie Pope on hand? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[lch]

Darkwind said:
Do you have a picture of a zombie Pope on hand? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif


http://images.google.com/images?q=zombie%20pope ?

[Tifone]

Even better, http://images.google.com/images?q=ratzinger!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/evil.gif ok, ok, i'm just jokin nobody gets offended plz http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[JimMorrison]

No one suspects the Inquisition!

[Tifone]

Ritual of Returning on thread!!

These were too Dominions thematic not to show you ^^
I didn't make these sadly

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-come-to-the-dark-side-says-bald-cat.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-angry-cat-curses-you.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-your-ninja-posed-no-challenge-to-basement-cat.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-cat-trains-you-to-walk-on-leash.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-kitten-has-determination.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-caterpillar-makes-tv-reference.jpg

Peace the world ^^

[SlipperyJim]

This opportunity was too good to miss...
http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/4873/bootzoftehbehemothfa0.jpg

[Tifone]

lolz ^_^ yep they r fatigue intensive http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Tifone]

Should someone be still interested in Dom3 funny images, this comes directly from Joker2 (http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/showthread.php?t=40786), the MP game by Bwaha made exclusively for thematic humour :D I play Abysia there, and:

ABYSIA IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE!!!

We've finally ambushed and killed one of our most infamous enemies!!

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/smokey.jpg

Prevent THIS, furry!

[SlipperyJim]

Inspired by the latest bit of Thread Necromancy, I made another Dominions LOLcat:
http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/7994/callgodlolcatts4.jpg
C'mon, cats are funny, right? ;)

[Darkwind]

http://www.scriptstudios.com/cm/images/captioned/AAGJPLWLUGPQDD.jpg
Not exactly a cat, but hey.
http://www.scriptstudios.com/cm/images/captioned/QTNHDOAASMQPLD.jpg
http://www.scriptstudios.com/cm/images/captioned/NIMFZMXLVVFVUG.jpg

And I'm done. Not as endearing as Illithid Kitten I guess, but oh well. I do like the dog though. That expression is priceless. :)

[Tifone]

Eheh, more like a colossal fetish kitten maybe, or a stone idol kitty, but absolutely nice :D

[Nounours]

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=7155&stc=1&d=1224790645

[Tifone]

Mmh Nounours, I don't see anything in your message :rolleyes: were you trying to post an image? need some help? :)

[Nounours]

Mmh Nounours, I don't see anything in your message :rolleyes: were you trying to post an image? need some help? :)

MMhh... 1) Yes; 2) Yes :p.

Problem is I see the image :confused: ... so I thought others too !

How can I post it in a way that other people could see it too ?

[Darkwind]

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=7155&stc=1&d=1224790645
Weird, I can see the image URL and the tags in the post, but not the image itself. When I copy-paste the URL it shows up as an invalid attachment. Why not try ImageShack (http://imageshack.us/)? It's fairly reliable.

[Tifone]

Personally I prefer IMGboot http://www.imgboot.com/images.php?o=uploaded&od=desc&p=9&g=-1

I don't see really anything in his post btw.

EDIT: Oh I used the quote function and I now see what you say Darkwind.

[Nounours]

<a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=66&u=11129830" target="_blank" ><img src="http://i72.servimg.com/u/f72/11/12/98/30/domlol10.jpg" border="0" alt="Image hébergée par servimg.com" /></a>


I hope this time it'll work...:p

[Tifone]

Worked, lol ^^

[Bwaha]

http://imgboot.com/images/Leo/normalkillerdog.jpg (http://imgboot.com/)



:D

[Poopsi]

...

http://gingersnaps.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/cieling_cat_creates.jpg

[Tifone]

^
|

Is this Ceiling Cat wishing for armageddon? :D

[Tichy]

My thought was, "So that's how the void gate works!"

[lch]

Exactly. Ceiling cat is lost in time and space.

[Endoperez]

That is clearly an Arcane Nexus, and the Ceiling Cat is clearly a new kind of Doom Horror. I think the grey, undefined area at the top of the image is The Void, and it seems like Ceiling Cat the Watcher Beyond just came through.

[Tifone]

In short... we're screwed :shock:

[Gregstrom]

Yup.

I have this theory that all Horrors are psychic projections of cats. There's quite a bit of evidence to support this.

1: Horrors and cats can both turn up practically anywhere, without prior warning.
2: They both enjoy toying with their prey before despatching them.
3: They pay more attention to some people than others, and there's no way of telling why or changing their behaviour. Once one's taken a liking to you, that's that.

[Tifone]

Eater of Milk
Slave to Nap
Maker of Purrs
Hunter of Mice
Eater of Cheezburgers

:shock:

Thou art right!! :D

[Edratman]

Yup.

I have this theory that all Horrors are psychic projections of cats. There's quite a bit of evidence to support this.

1: Horrors and cats can both turn up practically anywhere, without prior warning.
2: They both enjoy toying with their prey before despatching them.
3: They pay more attention to some people than others, and there's no way of telling why or changing their behaviour. Once one's taken a liking to you, that's that.

I always thought of Doom Horrors as a melded creature: one combing all the worst attributes of your soon-to-be-ex wife and her attorney. It is the name that provided that inspiration. :eek:

[Tifone]

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/jacksony.jpg

[Tifone]

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/fbisealplaquem.jpg FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION

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Report n.19654
Deceitful links between Disney and Illwinter

Exhibit a)
"Sleeping Beauty":

Main Proofs:

1) ULMISH BLACK KNIGHTS

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/ulmblackknights.jpg


2) BANEFIRE SHIELD

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/banefire.jpg


3) SHOCK WAVE

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/thunder2.jpg


4) SLEEP CLOUD

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/sleepingcloud.jpg


5) THUNDERSTRIKE

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/thunderstrikedisney.jpg


6) WRATHFUL SKIES + DARKNESS

http://imgboot.com/images/Tifone/darknesspluswrathfulskies.jpg


Conclusions
It is evident that the whole company named "Disney Pictures" has always been under control of Illwinter. The cartoon in analysis was clearly created to send subliminal messages to the growing fragile minds of innocent children in order to force them to buy the dangerous product ambiguously named "Dominions 3" (maybe an abbreviation for... "mind-dominion threshold"?) when they would have grown up.
We will soon proceed to the arrest of the individuals (aliens?) mysteriously referred to as KO and JK.

End Report.


Fox Moulder and Dana Scully

[Edi]

That FBI investigation post is pure genius! :D :lol

[Tifone]

Thank you Assistant Director Skinner :cool: