I'm concerned that my son has a secret girlfriend

[Kartoffel]

My 16 year old son has been very secretive lately and hasn't been talking to me and my wife much. I always had a suspicion that something was going on until I walked into his room one day and I saw a magazine full of naked guys. Obviously his girlfriend that he didn't tell us about is coming over to our house and bringing magazines full of naked guys into his room. I'm worried that he might get her pregnant. How is the best way to give the birds and the bees talk?

[Gandalf Parker]

WOW
Shrapnel has come to term. They are a full internet site. A professional troll the way that other larger question&answer sites have withouit enough moderators to keep up.

I mean we have had trolls before but they were obviously gamers that were giving in to troll tendencies. Not professional OT trolls like this. We should keep this one.

Gandalf Parker
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Just what I always wanted. My very own bunny rabbit. I will hug him,
and pet him, and squeeze him, and name him George.

[Azselendor]

Definitely worth framing this.

[lch]

Troll? Please, this is hilarious. :D

[gila]

Reminds me of some the bits i've heard on radio called ask Mr. Obvious.

Really quite funny:D