Movie links available ?

For movies 1-6 whose theme songs are given at :
http://legacy.sheltonbbs.com/~jmauk/songplayer.html

?????

Still slow out there ?
http://Users.erols.com/dbarrese/index.html

Have another :
http://web.ukOnline.co.uk/wdnf/

How annoying! I was kicked off of Aol for simply starting to do a little search. So I suppose that I should tell another joke. Do you have a sufficient memory to recall the song I quoted to you :
.... Dee Limee In Dee Cocoanut .....

Well you should not take this too literally, but here is what I will tell you today :

You put dee cation in the axion an den you guess what!

Now I will tell you right away that you really should not expect the world to be handed to you on a silver platter. Do you lead with your left foot or your right ?

Swing your partner dosey do ....
http://members.home.net/vmaheu/quotes.htm

1) over the hills and away we go
2) round and round like clowns we roll

want more ?

Now I am sure that most of you think I have "gang aft agley" pardon the dialect if I got that one wrong. The fact of the matter is that you wanted a nihilist, and not just any but you also insisted on the "real thing" and the beat goes on and on for years.
http://phd.evansville.edu/plato.htm

I recently saw somewhere that there is a duplicate White House, perhaps called "Majestic". I will ignore the rest of the world if provided all the comforts of home there. I do believe that the French expression is "Carte Blanc". I advise you all to take up the offer while it is still good before I really start telling jokes.....

If I keep digging for GOLD then some day I am going to hit on a Glory Hole. What happens then

?????
http://www.thepianomen.com/theartists.htm

WOW PLAY IT AGAIN SU SAN!
http://www.netwiz.net/~susanf/cskid/satire/pinball/pinball.htm

http://click.hotbot.com/director.asp?id=3&target=http://www.top-musicians.dk/index.htm&query=female+musicians&rsource=LCOSADVF

These data structures and all derivative products are the joint intellectual property of Shrapnel Games Forums and Lonnie Courtney Clay, 50/50 split.
The names assigned to structures, entries, and some description words and sizes may vary from current usage. Just grin and bear it.

struct ker
{
k_pre int;/* Int provides for more than 256 types. With iconic Languages you may need a long */
k_cen int;/* word > 64k combinations, but for English the sparse set is far less than 24*24*24 */
k_suf int;/* the cen is always non null, pre and suf may either or both be null */
k_opi int;/* index of function performed on pre,cen to produce suf */
}
/*
Each of the three components above is a particular node index referencing the set of all node types used
in the structure group given previously. Node types are distinguished by the linking fanin/fanout and processing power.
Ker node classes group together node types for task allocations. The actual ker is rather more complex but
you should get the drift from this example.
*/

struct kernal
{
lex struct ker[n];/* The full set of word components */
bor byte [n][n];/* see bit allocation below */
map byte *[n];/* pointers to whatsoever representations are desired */
}
/*
Note : in all the cases below, the bit allocation may be different from what is specified here, this is only a sample.
Furthermore, the 0/1 values may be swapped as 1/0 for the cases mentioned.
For an entry [n,n*] of bor
bit 0 = 0 if lex [n] is incompatible with lex [n*] else = 1
bit 1 = 0 if lex [n] can only either precede or follow but not do both for [n*] else = 1 and does both
bit 2 = 0 if lex [n] if lex[n*] precedes, else = 1 and follows
bit 3 = 0 if lex [n] gets its inputs direct from preceder [n*] else do op 5-7 on [n*] and = 1
bit 4 = 0 if lex [n] feeds its outputs directly to follower [n*] else do op 5-7 to [n*] and = 1
bit 5,6,7 sample operations
0 = invert, 1 = transpose, 2 = column swap, 3 = row swap
4 = AND mask preceder [n*] with [n] to make follower [n*]
5 =OR mask preceder [n*] with [n] to make follower [n*]
6 = NAND mask preceder [n*] with [n] to make follower [n*]
7 =NOR mask preceder [n*] with [n] to make follower [n*]
*/

Think about THAT a WHILE.

Lonnie Courtney Clay

A storm has blown up, so that was either very good or very bad.....

http://archimedes.stanford.edu/faq97.html
http://click.hotbot.com/director.asp?id=7&target=http://www-history.mcs.st-and.ac.uk/history/Mathematicians/Archimedes.html&query=archimedes&rsource=LCOSADVF

The storm is over, sun is shining. I was going to make a joke, but I was logged off of Aol before I had it typed. So here, you can put these three together :

Hammer, Eskimo, GoodBar

I did a search on Mar* Aurelius and got a surprising single hit :
http://web.naex.sk/imperator/cen.htm

HAVE A DRINK ON THE HOUSE!

I suppose that the Japanese will be next ? For those of you who are not familiar with the contents of the FREEDOM Computing Publications HOTDISK #1 and #2 of 1986, find someone who knows what was in them. This is a sort of inside joke....

Lonnie Courtney Clay

http://nd.essortment.com/whoispolonius_rgjo.htm

I knew there had to be a Polonius beating around the bushes somewhere around here.....

Lonnie Courtney Clay

http://www.msichicago.org/

That was not what I had in mind for a search on Cassini but it will do. Also I noted that the Jupiter probe is called Cassini. So I suppose that I should drag in a couple of exclamations from old Television shows here.

Jumping Jupiter !!!

Great Caesar's Ghost !!!!


Lonnie Courtney Clay

I have long had a certain suspicion, so I am not too surprised that a search on Casseiopia turned up a Japanese under a rock.....
http://side7.gundam.com/gundam9230/military.htm

Just in case you get the wrong idea, I am a physically normal male white Caucasian sitting at a Compaq Presario computer in Arlington Tennessee USA Sept 09, 2001. I do not even have a shirt on. When you write so many myths, you really should not be surprised when mythsteriouth things happenth....

Lonnie Courtney Clay

You could say that I am grasping at straws and whistling in the dark... So why does Aol have this twin stuff displayed ? The only thing that comes to mind is the twin paradox. So considering the mental struggle which I have experienced, all that I can figure is that there must be a twin pair of docs around here someplace.

Will E. E. 'Doc' Smith please take one step forward ?

Lonnie Courtney Clay

http://ziggyszmu.tripod.com/MusicSite/id4.html

The "other side" is a misnomer. It would be a better description to say "any which way you can".

I am rather biased because I am a software engineer. If you do not like that then go somewhere else and do your own thing in private....

Just in case you have difficulty understanding - variety is the spice of life. There is always more where that came from. Enjoy the following smoregasborg, if you will excuse the pun.
http://dvolpin.teleradiostereo.it/movies_list_gz.htm

I do not mean to be too insulting just yet, but a real man chews Big Red, not Juicy Fruit.

Lonnie Courtney Clay

Some one(s) played a joke when I was named - see the anagrams generated by Lonnie Courtney Clay. Well I do declare that since I am so amused then I have a right to be so amusing right back at you and not to be left alone in the park after dark. Have another -where there is a Lenin there will always be a Marx :
http://whyaduck.com/info/tv.htm

Pop goes the Weasle.............
http://paper-tigers.org/sitemap.html
http://www.crossapple.com/lyrics/stuck_in_the_middle.html
http://shrapnelgames.com/cgi-bin/Ultimate.cgi
http://lycos.com/
http://www.yumyum.net/walter/replay/wwwboard/Messages3/28.html http://www.jeffandrus.com/DeadRun1.htm
http://legacy.sheltonbbs.com/~jmauk/archive1.html
http://www.texas.gov/ http://www.tspb.state.tx.us/tspb/tSHM/welcome/welcome.htm http://www.capitol.state.tx.us/txconst/toc.html http://www.sonic.net/~jdwright/texas_songs.htm http://legacy.sheltonbbs.com/~jmauk/sh134.html http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/browse/-/489526/ref=j_jh_lnb_ov/103-9713340-4218254 http://www.camanche.net/~sammy/pinball.htm http://www.m-w.com/ http://www.ccnet.com/~sichase/Pootchkee/PttP/dec97/PttP.73.2.html http://www.corpchange.com/archives/article_archives/a03_habit/a03_habit.html http://www.thecoughlincompany.com/january2001.html http://www.eclectasy.com/cruelanimal/gallery16/gallery16.html

http://www.lincolnportrait.com/kempf.htm
Now that was a prime example of psychobabble doubletalk. Any software developer can tell you that common sense is a global common sixth sense NINCOMPOOPS. http://www.facilitatedcommunication.f2s.com/silence.htm
A few are on the borders - still afraid to say GOD, God, gOd, goD, GOd, gOD, GoD, god http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~ag291898/cog.htm
Three mechanisms huh - isnt that sweet ? As one comedian said - I Got A Million Of Em...

http://www.zolatimes.com/V4.41/cogdiss_hillary1.html http://www.readachapter.com/quotes.cfm http://www.eclectasy.com/ http://www.ecospherics.net/pages/PageBlinM&Eleph.html
http://click.hotbot.com/director.asp?id=14&target=http://encyclopediaindex.com/b/3elph10.htm&query=three+blind+men+elephant&rsource=LCOSADVF
http://encyclopediaindex.com/self_encyclopedia.htm http://www.searchenginecolossus.com/ http://www.musicsearch.com/
http://www.waterfalls.net/genesis/sub1b.html
http://click.hotbot.com/director.asp?id=3&target=http://lenny.dyadel.net/who.htm&query=how+do+you+think+he+does+it+i+&rsource=LCOSADVF

I never said that I was the pinball wizard. By now you should figure that I am in touch....
http://marcelg.tripod.com/midi/60s_and_70s_midis.htm http://marcelg.tripod.com/ejlyrics/greatest_hits_volume_2_lyrics.htm
http://www.netwiz.net/~susanf/cskid/satire/pinball/pinball.htm http://www.acronet.net/~robokopp/krieg.html

Just checking...... http://www.coldsiberia.org/webdoc9.htm http://www.reversespeech.org/forums/studentforum1/Posts/650.html http://baci.duluth.com/firstladies/drt.html http://baci.duluth.com/firstladies/members.html http://www.blaxxun.com/c/s?cat=9&sub=2&url=/products/contact/index1.html
aol://4344:1207.lol.9450919.637720849 I do not usually use this stuff....

Superstition gets to jam a few choice words in edgewise....... http://courseinlight.net/Messages.htm
http://click.hotbot.com/director.asp?id=20&target=http://dolu.hypermart.net/yabancimp3.html&query=core+girl&rsource=LCOSADVF

Ha Ha Scrub a dub dub http://www.interlog.com/~claringl/chore.html
************************************************** *** http://click.hotbot.com/director.asp?id=44&target=http://docsouth.dsi.internet2.edu/jacksonc/jackson.html&query=chore+girl&rsource=LCOSADVF
THERE are some few points in my life which, "some forlorn and shipwrecked brother seeing, may take heart again."
Thank you! A big mess needs a big woman to clean it up! http://wildrice.com/Family/Higdon/MildredHufnagelLifeTimes.html http://home.naxs.com/hiro/literature/poetry/tellbees.html http://unquietmind.com/inquisition.html ---- an A++ for style
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What a circus! Is it time for the fat ladies to sing ? I think not..... http://www.cadvision.com/Home_Pages/accounts/fosdick/collections/hk/tjsearch/hcpa.htm http://www.harmonykingdom.com/
By the way, although Walt Disney has left the building, he is still working somewhere. I visited his site. You do not need to know how I got there......

Lets hear from some other weapons - hammer Users can be boring..... http://www.chameleon.net/scholari/sca/ http://dagwood.sandwich.net/rifts/skills/weapon.html

"When your only tool is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail." http://www.cris.com/~Salisar/scientific.html ---- WIMP
http://www.sei.cmu.edu/architecture/bibpart1.html http://www.scientific.net/html/3-908450-16-0_243.html


More in a while

Lonnie Courtney Clay

snap crackle and pop : http://www.netwiz.net/~susanf/cskid/satire/pinball/pinball.htm http://www.acronet.net/~robokopp/krieg.html

I played Hack, Larn, and Moriah but eventually became bored with hit-point games :
http://click.hotb ot.com/director.asp?id=42&target=http://www.tiger-marmalade.com/%7eyash/entertainment/games/dwm-faq_alex.html&query=ag+agl*&rsource=LCOSADVF (http://click.hotbot.com/director.asp?id=42&target=http://www.tiger-marmalade.com/%7eyash/entertainment/games/dwm-faq_alex.html&query=ag+agl*&rsource=LCOSADVF)
http://click.hotbot.com/director.asp?id =58&target=http://rpg-reich.gamesweb.com/dqm/dqm_player_faq1.html&query=ag+agl*&rsource=LCOSADVF (http://click.hotbot.com/director.asp?id=58&target=http://rpg-reich.gamesweb.com/dqm/dqm_player_faq1.html&query=ag+agl*&rsource=LCOSADVF)
http://click.hotbot.com/director.asp?id=7&target=h ttp://www.acrr.nxs.net/default.htm&query=raise+goosebumps&rsource=LCOSADVF (http://click.hotbot.com/director.asp?id=7&target=http://www.acrr.nxs.net/default.htm&query=raise+goosebumps&rsource=LCOSADVF)
http://www.laserium.com/Inside.html http://www.laserium.com/music/index.html
http://www.kencole.org/FractalKaleidoscope.htm http://www.kencole.org/FlashFire.htm
http://www.esclub.f2s.com/jukebox.html http://www.zompist.com/kit.html#grammar
http://aolsearch.aol.com/cat.adp?id=27&layer=&from=subcats http://www.nuneworld.com/lyrics/lyrics.asp
http://click.hotb ot.com/director.asp?id=1&target=http://www.andysands.clara.net/monastery/comedy/examfail.htm&query=go+virtual+reality+sucks&rsource=LCOSADVF (http://click.hotbot.com/director.asp?id=1&target=http://www.andysands.clara.net/monastery/comedy/examfail.htm&query=go+virtual+reality+sucks&rsource=LCOSADVF)

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SOME QUISLING REMOVED THE QUOTE FROM THOMAS JEFFERSON - THIS IS NOT WHAT I FOUND WHEN I BOOKMARKED THE PAGE.
http://click.hotbot.com/director.asp?id=1&target=http://commdocs.house.gov/committees/edu/hedo%26i6-105.000/hedo%26i6-105.htm&query=labor+unions+versus+open+shops+choice+arbi tratio (http://click.hotbot.com/director.asp?id=1&target=http://commdocs.house.gov/committees/edu/hedo%26i6-105.000/hedo%26i6-105.htm&query=labor+unions+versus+open+shops+choice+arbit ratio) n+reconciliation&rsource=LCOSADVF

Edit :
LOL motherhood and children, that tops old TJ by a long shot! Read "Ten Years Till Doomsday"
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"God Bless America," and "The Star Spangled Banner," need more usage....
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obido s/external-search/103-9713340-4218254?tag=starshopcom-music-20&keyword=you%20light%20up%20my%20life&mode=music (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/external-search/103-9713340-4218254?tag=starshopcom-music-20&keyword=you%20light%20up%20my%20life&mode=music)

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http://www.allbutforgottenoldies.net/id-like-to-teach-the-world-to-sing.html
http://www.cdnow.com/cgi-bin/mserver/SID=1382 156119/pagename=/RP/SHARE/soundclip.html/UPC=3020658012/disc=01/track=01/source=ENSO (http://www.cdnow.com/cgi-bin/mserver/SID=1382156119/pagename=/RP/SHARE/soundclip.html/UPC=3020658012/disc=01/track=01/source=ENSO)
http://www.csny.net/main.html http://www.artgarfunkel.com/ http://www.ringotour.com/2001/index.htm
http://pagan.drak.net/pagancentral/index.htm http://www.austin360.com/shared/horoscopes/today_pisces.html http://www.austin360.com/

Horoscopes are funny......... http://legacy.sheltonbbs.com/~jmauk/sh78.html http://legacy.sheltonbbs.com/~jmauk/sh80.html
http://adfiles.pc.ign.com/previews/14316.html http://www.darkapprentice.net/hades/6.html http://www.icr.org/pubs/btg-b/btg-084b.htm http://www.bornfree.org/
http://www.shrapnelgames.com/ubb/Forum23/HTML/003252.html


Edit : http://legacy.sheltonbbs.com/~jmauk/sh119.html

Get a computer program to generate the words for you..
You are gonna hafta change yer mind
Ah am never gonna change ma mind
.........
Yank ee doodle came to town.....

You get the drift?

[This message has been edited by LCC (edited 10 September 2001).]

more cereals : http://www.ivoryrealty.com/lucysky.htm http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/judith_hayes/happy_heretic/1998/march.html
http://click.hotbot.com/director.asp?id=86&target=http://user.tninet.se/%7emmp828b/pm82.htm&query=is+that+what+she+said&rsource=LCOSADVF
Now that was fast work.... or another context switch.
http://www.halyava.ru/spoc/super_hits_04.htm
http://click.hotbot.com/director.asp?id=109&target=http://members.fortunecity.com/bushroot88/movie.htm&query=is+that+what+she+said&rsource=LCOSADVF
http://www.aasa.org/publications/sa/2000_02/execperspec_2000_02.htm

******* ** UNFORTUNATELY ** SCHOOLS DO *** NOT *** PRACTICE WHAT THEY PREACH *******
http://authorsdirectory.com/ http://elephant.org/ http://members.tripod.com/d-shenlong/id18_m.htm

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Haught (right) with acquaintances
WHOSE RING DOES THE pOPE KISS ? http://www.wvinter.net/~haught/
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A good joke is hard to tell
http://www.film.u-net.com/Movies/Reviews/Sting.html

I learned to play the theme song on the piano while staying in a hotel to get away from the tedium of Offutt Air Force Base. Credits to the folks I partied with. I will dangle party ciples as I please.....

Lonnie Courtney Clay

Take a walk on the bored walk......
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Lonnie Courtney Clay