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That's one strange report... Interesting to say the least...

Lurk Report HERE

NOW AVAILABLE! THE FIRST INTERNATIONAL LURKER REPORT!!

This is mlmbd reporting from the Infamous "Land of LURK"!

FLASH: CHECK OUT THE NEW, JUST RELEASED, COMMEMORATIVE SPACE EMPIRES IV GOLD DIGITAL ART PRINT. TWO SIZES AVAILABLE. IT IS SWEET!!!

CONGRATULATIONS TO SHRAPNEL ON THE $500,000 mark in internet sales, of SEIV Gold!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who would have thought, "SEIV Art Work", an internet MILESTONE of $500,000 in sales of SEIV Gold, "Spider Man" and "MY REPORT". All on the same day!! I couldn't want for better company!!!

We now return you to your regularly secluded report:

It is vast, seemingly limitless, this area known only as the "Land of Lurk". One might get the feeling or impression that you are "TOTALLY ALONE". YOU ARE NOT!

There are, outcasts from everywhere here. The majority I would say, are the harmless variety. A collection of UN-WANTED, UN-CARED for, UN-NOTICED, by the mainstream, "MISUNDERSTOOD GEEKS". Of all ages, shapes, sizes and colors! Some of these, not all, are the the "HARMFULL VARIETY". They are obsessed with getting the individual or individuals responsible for their Excile here! Yet others, the "Ultimate Jerk" types. Different kinds of "Jerks", but "Ultimate" Jerks none the less. Next the everyday run of the mill "Jerks". No where close to the "Ultimate Jerk" class. But give them time, most of them are new to this! And to the Last group, that make up my new homeland, a group that is "totally oblivious", to the fact or circumstances of their being here. They by far the MOST troubling!! Must keep a close eye on them.

Now, what I have noticed MOST since my arrival here. Is there are an UNTOLD number of Users from where I CAME FROM, that belong here. Cocky, arrogant know it alls, that belong to the "ULTIMATE JERK" group here. PRESPECTIVE, Never having this one before! It is very, very odd indeed this "NEW PRESPECTIVE" I have been given. I will treasure it, believe me!

I do not want to start rambling, so I will end this here!

I have U/L some animated Avatars for your use, or amusement. Please ENJOY them, either way!!

I will include more Avatars, ship designs, animations with each future report.

So, for NOW, this is "mlmbd" signing off from "the Land of Lurk". I "THANK YOU" And I bid you WELL!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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I don't know what to say about that...

[ June 13, 2003, 16:54: Message edited by: General Talashar ]

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Quote:

Originally posted by Hadrian Tyrael S. Aventine:
Wtf...... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That's a good way of putting it as well...

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Rereads report twice and still ... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif

Must be a full moon.

Lol!

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wow, one strange report. i found it slighly amusing http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

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The Jerk paragraph is the most confusing...

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Does anyone have a clue on what's this supposed to be about?

[ June 13, 2003, 16:55: Message edited by: General Talashar ]

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Quote:

Originally posted by Hadrian Tyrael S. Aventine:
Hold the phone....

WTF is this: http://www.gamersfront.com/cgi-bin/s...cgi?item=84110

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Uh, what exactly has you confused Hadrian? It's fairly evidently a bit of SEIV mechandise. A nice looking poster if you ask me. Personally I am not a big poster person, but for those that are, and are SEIV fans, it looks like a pretty nice one.

Geoschmo