Hall of Doh!
 

I hereby nominate myself to the Hall of Doh!, for suiciding a Scout with a load of reserve gems and a clam.

Here's the routine: click the province my army is in (with the scout), hit 'a', select Storm Castle. Forget to de-select the scout. And he's still scripted to Retreat from way back when he was actually a Scout, and not a Bearer of Precious Reserve Gems and a Clam. And I've got no province to retreat to, because I sailed/flew to the castle.

Doh!

Re: Hall of Doh!
 

What to choose as my first contribution ?

So many mistakes, so many of them repeated ...

Re: Hall of Doh!
 

Casting Black Death on my capital is up near the top. Wishing for death by accident is another.

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My succubus, outfitted with neat gear (if seduction fails), successfully seduced an enemy commander and returned with him to my capitol. Alas my capitol was underwater... both drowned. Duh! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif

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Attacked an army sieging my cap with my huge stack of mages. Forgot to actually move any troops with them. A few arrows later,....

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Fully kitted out Ulmish hero accompanying a huge army is accidentally the only one scripted to attack right away.

Charges out in front of my entire army into the loving arms of a bunch of Shinuyama trolls and is immediately ground into Ulmburger in front of my horrified troops. I imagined they received a -5 morale for witnessing this event

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...or it fills their hearts with rage! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif

Hopefully that is a good thing.

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Attacking an army with a big communion of MA Marignon, scripted to rain fire on the enemy...

Battle starts... What the?! Why aren't they casting fire spells? Oh rite... Those enemies are Abysian http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/redface.gif

Result: A lot of Royal Guards and Mages dying of exaustion http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/yawn.gif

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Teleport a dozen penetration boosted astral mages onto a group of mostly non-GOR'ed tartarians for some enslave mind spam figuring they'll quickly start fighting each other while my mages keep plugging away. Was short on boosters so I got everybody up to S3 and scripted the first guy to cast light of the northern star....then didn't give him any pearls. Result: 6 paralyzed tarts while the rest strolled over and squished all the astral mages I had. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/frown.gif

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Ouch. You would think the game would warn you about this. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/Injured.gif