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Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 7th, 2003, 11:17 PM
Replies: 2,983
Views: 58,398
Posted By Growltigga
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Growltigga, still finding sand in his underpants (yes, even the kevlar lined airtex comfort fit Y fronts with the reinforced gusset), conflabs with Mac, Gryphin, the FBW's, El Vomito and not...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 6th, 2003, 11:12 PM
Replies: 2,983
Views: 58,398
Posted By Growltigga
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Yes, this is me, Ruler of the Universe, Master of Eternity, Lord of the Desert, Pasha of Camels, Doyenne of the Royal Bedchamber and the largest anthropomorphic personification of a cool bar-tending...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V December 19th, 2002, 01:20 AM
Replies: 2,983
Views: 58,398
Posted By Growltigga
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Hello everybody, anyone remember me? the despotic intergalactic hirsute and feline dictator of the galaoxy? (oh and patron of the cantina???)

Nice to know no-one notices when you are gone...

If...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V December 2nd, 2002, 08:32 PM
Replies: 2,983
Views: 58,398
Posted By Growltigga
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Hello everybody, I is back after a 2 week absence but am only back for a couple of seconds...

I am going to go offline for about 5 weeks, whcih means no Posts and no galactic bash game... can...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V November 15th, 2002, 04:19 PM
Replies: 2,983
Views: 58,398
Posted By Growltigga
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Cheers Gryphin, adios to you all for the time being, season's felicitations and a happy and pain-free New Year to you all

Wassheil!
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V November 15th, 2002, 01:35 PM
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Views: 58,398
Posted By Growltigga
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V November 15th, 2002, 11:09 AM
Replies: 2,983
Views: 58,398
Posted By Growltigga
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

No, send them back to June 12, 1987 when Growltigga, then aged 17 years old, found himself hiding in his tent after a teenage barn party when the resident school whale tried to get off with him....
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Forum: Space Empires: IV & V November 15th, 2002, 02:24 AM
Replies: 2,983
Views: 58,398
Posted By Growltigga
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Tigga ducks at the right moment, and responds with a vicious upper cut into Dogscoff's groin
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V November 14th, 2002, 05:32 PM
Replies: 2,983
Views: 58,398
Posted By Growltigga
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Growltigga turns and gives Rags a stomping hard kick in the happy sacks for being a cheeky chappy of the first order
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V November 14th, 2002, 03:37 PM
Replies: 2,983
Views: 58,398
Posted By Growltigga
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Avoiding the alarming use of armour plated genital protection by Dogscoff, Growltigga pulls out his trusty cricket ball and whallops Dogscoff on the head, on the foot and on the derriere
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V November 14th, 2002, 11:08 AM
Replies: 2,983
Views: 58,398
Posted By Growltigga
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Dont be daft Fyron, we do not mind any forms of undead in the cantina... after all, Mac has been a regular patron of the cantina and he smells like a zombie and is close enough to expiring...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V November 13th, 2002, 05:51 PM
Replies: 629
Views: 33,616
Posted By Growltigga
Re: Rise of the Remorhaz Society

pleeaaaase Sachmo, write the next chapter, I cannot wait, pleeeeaaaaasesseeeeee
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V November 13th, 2002, 04:51 PM
Replies: 2,983
Views: 58,398
Posted By Growltigga
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Gryphin, I think that is a good idea although my preferred plan was to evacuate the cantina whilst I detonate the super powerful tactical nuclear warhead located in the basement of the cantina...
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Forum: Space Empires: IV & V November 13th, 2002, 10:41 AM
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Views: 58,398
Posted By Growltigga
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Allowing elderly patrons smelling of urine and colostomy bags into the cantina -1000 points

Repeated unlicenced uses of them-a-matic machines -1000 points

Serving carbonated urine extracted...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V November 12th, 2002, 07:40 PM
Replies: 2,983
Views: 58,398
Posted By Growltigga
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V November 12th, 2002, 05:43 PM
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Views: 430
Posted By Growltigga
Re: OT - Palm Pilots

Dogscoff, they appear to be the modern equivalent of filofaxes (I have one but it is now about 18 inches thick).. I would simply use it as just a glorified Calendar and address book
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V November 12th, 2002, 05:41 PM
Replies: 2,983
Views: 58,398
Posted By Growltigga
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Hmmmm... says Growltigga, screwing up his eyes and forcing a particularily large bit of anxiety out, bribery could be good given that the fines are going to financial demolish Tigg-Scoff PLC,...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V November 12th, 2002, 05:30 PM
Replies: 2,983
Views: 58,398
Posted By Growltigga
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Growltigga, tears in his eyes at the severity of the points being deducted from the cantina, rushes back to his private commode where he proceeds to vent his anxiety in the most solid way...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V November 12th, 2002, 04:52 PM
Replies: 2,983
Views: 58,398
Posted By Growltigga
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

The inspectors walk over to the kitchen.... "my god" one of them cries, "we have a code 3 offence here"...

Growltigga is sobbing into his hands, Dogscoff is looking worried and Gryphin is looking...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V November 12th, 2002, 03:41 PM
Replies: 2,983
Views: 58,398
Posted By Growltigga
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

A van pulls up outside the cantina with "Health & Safety Executive" written on the side of it....

Growltigga is cowering in the toilet, gibbering with terror and desparately calling for more paper
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V November 12th, 2002, 12:41 PM
Replies: 2,983
Views: 58,398
Posted By Growltigga
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Something worse than exploding lobsters looms on the horizon, Growltigga, up in the cantina observatory with his large telescope, catches sight of his nemesis, and promptly needs to run to the loo in...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V November 12th, 2002, 11:21 AM
Replies: 2,983
Views: 58,398
Posted By Growltigga
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

AWOOGA AWOOG AWOOGA - Cantina alert, Cantina alert

We have now passed 1550 Posts, it strikes me that this is an appropriate time to begin thinking about closing down the cantina..... Dogscoff and...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V November 12th, 2002, 11:18 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 430
Posted By Growltigga
OT - Palm Pilots

I would like to buy a palm computer (if that is the correct phrase).

I have had the Palm M515 16MB reccomended to me but I would be interested if any of the forum lurkers could make...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V November 12th, 2002, 10:46 AM
Replies: 2,983
Views: 58,398
Posted By Growltigga
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Yeah TerranC but I think you need to qualify that as Vlad Drakul only nailed Turks to the walls, and the Turks were invading at the time so I suppose there is a modicum of justification
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V November 12th, 2002, 02:18 AM
Replies: 2,983
Views: 58,398
Posted By Growltigga
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Geo, I think you are wrong. What about all those pale young ladies wearing lots of make-up and black silk neggle-giggles you always see in the vampire flicks.. I am sure there are a couple of happy...
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