[Gandalf Parker]

For me its South Park or YouTube
I get so tired of people on answer sites like answers.yahoo that use South Park references as serious answers (seriously, they think SP had the answer). Which is only slightly more nuts than the ones that have their PHds from YouTube University

Thanks to South Park I know that:

Scientologists recognize Stan as being the second coming of their religion's founder, L. Ron Hubbard, and anoint him as their new spiritual leader.

Ninjas work for the Pope (Who is indeed a rabbit)

Kyle was behind 9/11

Lice do live in Angelina Jolie's vagina hair
the Apostle Peter was the first Easter Bunny and now Easter Bunny is really a secret mens club

evolution says we are all retarded fish squirrels

make love, not warcraft

Satan is actualy a nice guy but a little bit gay

Family Guy is written by manatees

the rainforest kills a large number of people each year and it must be stopped

if you dont fart you will explode

you can launch a whale into space for $200 in Mexico

You should ALWAYS bring a towel.

Wearing an orange parka is a deathwish.

God is some sort of hippo-cat thing. (a bunyip of austroalian mythology)

Christmas is celebrated because Jesus died to save Santa.

When you are away from your house, your cat will have orgys

We need to stop caring about global warming and start worrying about Manbearpig

Most all rich and/or powerful people in the world are actually crab people

Jesse Jackson is the emperor of black people

Satan gives awesome hula-parties.

It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas.

Freezing yourself because you can't wait three weeks for a game system to come out is really, really stupid.

The Queer Eye guys are actually Crab People.

The United States is a nation founded on hypocrisy.

Lice do live in Angelina Jolie's vagina hair

Dolphins live in Igloos

Whales are from the moon and want to dance in their moon palaces once again

Wal-Mart can be killed by smashing the mirror in the back of the store

Elephants and pigs can cross breed

The real reason for donating food/money to starving children is to feed Sally Struthers

Earth is actually a reality show, shown across the universe.

in the future, otters will rule us all

The "Super Best Friends" will save us from cults. The members are Buddha, Jesus Christ, Joseph Smith, Krishna, Lao Zi, Moses and Muhammad. (figureheads of the other major world religions)

If you dont eat meat then you will break out in vaginas