1. Dominions: The low-impact Jihad.
2. Dominions: The only one answering your prayers is ME!
3. We put the FUN in Fundimentalism.
4. Dominions: Where God is overweight, balding, near-sighted and more than likely has an addiction to megalomania.
5. Please refer to me as Bob the Omnipotent, Prince of Many Names, King of Kings, the EverLasting Pyre, Lord of Destruction ... Thompson. (Or alternatively, you could put it on one of those "Hello my Name is" stickers)
6. My Temple burned down on Turn 2.
7. Religious Persecution never felt so good.
8. "Unbelievers. Smoke'em if you got'em."
9. Moloch said so.
10. Computer Nerds + Religion = Dominion
11. Bogus stole my virgins.
12. Male Blood Slave (for Argitoth)
13. Look Ma! I'm a Sanguine Dousing Rod.

This is one from reality:
14. No Tim, they are called flagellents, not flatulence. Dominions 2 Faux Pas #32.

This one is requires more. Have the picture of one of the pretenders (though you might want to get an artist to give you an artistic rendition rather than the pixilated)

15. "And God made Man in his own Image"
Lost an Eye
Lost Other Eye
Lost an Arm
Mute
Feeblemind
Limp
Chest Wound
Lost Other Arm
Never Healing Wound
Weakened
Crippled

Some men are uglier than others.

In Small Print at the bottom
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(#3 is something I saw in the past, I don't know if it's copywritten, but it applies

[ April 26, 2004, 03:39: Message edited by: Zen ]