Re: Merry X-Mas & Happy New Year to everyone!
Didn't I mention? I am a pastafarian! Almost every day I cook food in His holy image and consume it, thus eventually-or atleast symbolically-becoming one with/close to my creator. I always knew that the path of pasta was the one true religion but it wasn't until I was enlightened that I realized that so many know this undeniable and undilutable truth: that the universe was created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster-hallowed be It's Name, and that It is watching over all of us.
I'm also a non-practicing heretical Buddhist (in my spiritual spare time). I believe the image of the Buddha is the image of a well-fed, happy Pastafarian.
In the name of Fazolli's, Lazagna, and a Cup-O-Noodle,
RA-men
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