[dogscoff]

A beermat flies out of the portal and lands on the ruined ground beneath. Almost immediately, an octopus squelches out of a puddle to retrieve it. It reads a note written on the beermat, then disappears into the sea.

Shortly afterwards, a massive dreadnought rumbles out of the sky and powers itself into the portal...

(see the cantina replacement thread for the other half of the story.)