OT: Everything I need to know I learned from Conservapedia

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Did you know:

* Homosexuality and Evolution are the TWO MOST IMPORTANT ISSUES EVAR!

* Dinosaur bones and human bones are never found together in the same strata, not because dinosaurs lived 65 million years ago, but because no one ever buried dinosaur bones with human bones (duh!)

* Abortion causes cancer, and anyone who says otherwise is a fraud

* The bible has a liberal bias

* The Economist Milton Friedman is a f*cking hero, and a true man of the people

* Just one of the many benefits of nuking the sh*t out of Japanese civilians is preventing additional world wars.

* Liberals reject logic for self-centered reasons.

* Sending your kids to public schools will turn them into drug addicts and prostitutes.

* Christian videos on Youtube are better made than everything else, and should be eligible for Oscars; yet they receive lower ratings on average. This goes to prove that Christians are a prosecuted minority whom the evil liberal heathens are attempting to censor, and that liberals own all media.

* Christians invented science

And so much more!!! So plug your way over to conservapedia, and receive the truth that has been hidden from you for so long by those evil, dirty, lying, slanderous liberals.