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Old July 18th, 2003, 07:12 PM

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There are lotsa jokes all around the place... the Nonsense Thread, the Advise thread... why dont we get a sticky thread where they all go? i think it would be a great collection to have along the Newbie FAQ, Modlist etc

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yeah!
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uhh... so it isnt SUCH a bad idea it seemed when it went all the way down??
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i like it.

why did the eel cross the road?
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To get to the other side?
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Hmm, I have never seen an eel cross a road. Do they come up on land to do that?
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Hmm, I have never seen an eel cross a road. Do they come up on land to do that?
No, sea cretures have roads as well. Have you not seen Sponge Bob Square Pants yet?
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Hmm, I have never seen an eel cross a road. Do they come up on land to do that?
No, sea cretures have roads as well. Have you not seen Sponge Bob Square Pants yet?
You ever notice how in Spongebob they always make such a big deal about flying? I mean, they are all fish living under water. They ought to be able to swim, right? All the fish in an airplane flying over bikini bottom, but it's still under water so why do they need a plane? It doesn't make any sense.

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Please tell me that someone tied you down and forced you to watch that show. Say that you don't watch it because you want to. Say it aint so.
I don't go into the TV room and sit down and look for that to be on and then watch it. My little sister and my dad love that show (my sister even has posters and crap above her computer) but if they are watching it and I have nothing else to do I'll sit down and watch it. But usually shortly after I sit down my dad finds something useful on TV and watchs Star Trek.

Geo, I have noticed that before. As you said it makes no sense, but none of that show makes sense.
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