Phong's Head Cantina [TM] - Starfury Sector (A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy)

[Growltigger]

Growltigga claps his hands, and a squad of rather attractive young ladies in miniskirted business suits run into the fake cantina, all clutching their calculators, slide rules and PricewaterhouseCoopers badges.

"Yes Woundwort, I will have a bottle of Sun and Planet whilst my accountants assay and verify the payment. If it is sufficient, then fine. If not, the red hot poker hand cannon has not been consigned to the fiery depths of the cantina, and as I recall, I dont believe your backside has ever had 9 inches of red hot titanium stuffed up it at speed!"

You have been warned

[General Woundwort]

Come come, Boss, do I look that foolish? I would have been a fool not to at least review our contracts when the news of the Home Cantina's closing reached me - and I would have been an even bigger fool to count on your totally disappearing! You would have done the same thing in my shoes, I have no doubt.

BTW, now that you're here, you can review and approve the loge we built for you (points towards the large titanium-plated object floating over the bar/grille island).