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Old July 23rd, 2008, 11:34 AM
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From when Mictlan Priest are cannibals, Gandalf? o.O Hinnom ones maybe...
The other 2 are hilarious
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I liked it better before the 'jokes'.
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Two Jotuns walk into a bar. You would think the second one would have ducked.

Two Utgard Werewolves walk into a Monolith. Among other things.
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I think you have to be in KingMaker to get that one.
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Hydra hatchling walks into a club...

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From an AAR on another Dom3 forum....

Q: What's the best type of Bard?
A: A dead one!

Q: What's better than a dead Bard?
A: Three dead Bards!

Q: What's better than three dead Bards?
A: Three dead Bards and a dead Forester carrying a Stone Idol!
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From an AAR on another Dom3 forum....

Q: What's the best type of Bard?
A: A dead one!

Q: What's better than a dead Bard?
A: Three dead Bards!

Q: What's better than three dead Bards?
A: Three dead Bards and a dead Forester carrying a Stone Idol!
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