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Old March 8th, 2008, 12:01 AM
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Inspired (?) by Omni and our Acouchi AAR thread

==== Haiku #1

Site searching
Barbarians uprise
Mage butter

==== Haiku #2

The battle joins
Two hundred crossbows !!?
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...your turn
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Storming their frontier
What's a Fountain doing here?
Deicide is good
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Old March 8th, 2008, 12:58 AM
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Summon Earthpower
King of Elemental Earth
Blade Wind those bastards
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Curse of Blood cast
Lords are having a dinner
You're invited

PS: this thread is great
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The orchid blossom
Trampled underfoot by my
Raging troglodytes*
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Forge me the jade knife
Delicate as your heart shows
Your fragility
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Gathering the gems
Poring over countless tomes
Arcane Nexus, Mine!


I concur, Zenzei

*replace with elephants, minotaurs, juggernaut, behemoths, otherness, chariots, shambler thrall, war lobsters, etc. as per personal preference.
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The witch kings visit
They came they saw they nibbled
Tasted like chicken
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Earth Mother
Large in your Icon
No strategic figs

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Wrong Province
Wrong Formation
No survivors

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My beautiful gems
Wasted on small monkeys
Enjoy the dungeon
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The witch kings visit
They came they saw they nibbled
Tasted like chicken
I liked that one!
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nice SSJ.

SSJ is the genius to discover it all, but I must post my own inadvertent haiku that started it all; from our game thread in the MP forum.


so slow
disillusionment setting in
turns... where are the turns?
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Have new volunteers
Is it wicked not to care
Bottomless Ocean
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