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Old September 28th, 2008, 01:59 PM

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From: paulson@treasury.gov
Subject: Request For Urgent Business Relationship

Dear Friend,

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of $700,000,000,000 US dollars. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990's. This transaction is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.

Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.

Yours Faithfully,
Minister of Treasury Paulson
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Old September 28th, 2008, 02:05 PM
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Oh my, that would be funny if it wasn't really happening.
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No, it's funny coz it's true!
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Old September 30th, 2008, 10:05 PM
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Hey, the Nigerian scam racks in a few million a year, I wouldn't be surprised if Col.Klink ---errr Paulson tries it.
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Okay But thats great to know!!!
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