You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:

[minipol]

Originally posted by Atrocities:
I have to ask, do any of you find this list to be hilarious? I can't stop laughing at some of the entries.

yeah, to me them Messages is all funny. Y'all would be good if them's writin' some more of them.

[Lord_Shleepy]

108. You call Dial-A-Ride to transport your elite shock troops into battle.

109. You cause conditions on your enemies' planets to deteriorate by throwing beer cans on their front yards and denting their mail boxes as you speed by in your noisy, rusted, battle cruiser.

Edit: Nag dab it sachmo...you used the wrong number! Tsk tsk...

[ June 09, 2004, 19:53: Message edited by: Lord_Shleepy ]

[EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro]

110. For a few turns your planets production is set for Pabst Blue Ribbon!

[Atrocities]

111. If your section of the Galaxy is call the Bible Belt.
112. If you spend top dollar on a new battle cruiser only to take it into the nastiest section of space thus totalling it and then demand you money back because it wasn't really Ford Tough.
113. You won't buy weapons or ships made by them there Europeans or them Asian folks.

[ June 09, 2004, 23:41: Message edited by: Atrocities ]

[Suicide Junkie]

114 Your cruiser's only weapon mount is the gun rack in the back.

115 Your ship's trade value varies with the amount of supplies in the tank.

116 The Last ever transmission from one of your warships was "Hey, y'all watch this!"

[ June 10, 2004, 03:24: Message edited by: Suicide Junkie ]

[Atrocities]

Originally posted by Suicide Junkie:
114 Your cruiser's only weapon mount is the gun rack in the back.

115 Your ship's trade value varies with the amount of supplies in the tank.

116 The Last ever transmission from one of your warships was "Hey, y'all watch this!"

ROFLMAO "Hey y'all watch this!" SJ I am laughing and laughing. And the Gun rack one is so damn funny I darn near choked when reading it.

[Loser]

Originally posted by Cheeze:
92. Every ship has a mascot. Nearly all are good huntin' dogs. Some however, are coons, gators, or a specially stupid Jraenar captured in the Last war.

This one made me laugh real hard. Roommates don't get it, but it's great.

I'm picturing the Jraenar, and the prepetually perplexed look on its face.

[ June 10, 2004, 04:02: Message edited by: Loser ]

[Atrocities]

117. You had your empires creedo and emblem tatooted onto your chest by your buddy who does tatooing out of his kitchen.

118. Your empires creedo is: "wHokked oon Foniks wirkd foar mea."

119. After having your buddy tattoo your empires creedo onto your chest, you discover he misspelled the word "foar". It should have been spelt like'n the number four.

[ June 10, 2004, 07:00: Message edited by: Atrocities ]

[Ragnarok]

120. You are looking for some real excitement but you cannot find a pond in space to take your orange Abbidon cruiser to jump across and trash only to do it again the next week.

[sachmo]

121. The Royal Family tree does not fork.