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Old November 20th, 2009, 02:34 PM

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Default OT: Everything I need to know I learned from Conservapedia

Did you know:

* Homosexuality and Evolution are the TWO MOST IMPORTANT ISSUES EVAR!

* Dinosaur bones and human bones are never found together in the same strata, not because dinosaurs lived 65 million years ago, but because no one ever buried dinosaur bones with human bones (duh!)

* Abortion causes cancer, and anyone who says otherwise is a fraud

* The bible has a liberal bias

* The Economist Milton Friedman is a f*cking hero, and a true man of the people

* Just one of the many benefits of nuking the sh*t out of Japanese civilians is preventing additional world wars.

* Liberals reject logic for self-centered reasons.

* Sending your kids to public schools will turn them into drug addicts and prostitutes.

* Christian videos on Youtube are better made than everything else, and should be eligible for Oscars; yet they receive lower ratings on average. This goes to prove that Christians are a prosecuted minority whom the evil liberal heathens are attempting to censor, and that liberals own all media.

* Christians invented science

And so much more!!! So plug your way over to conservapedia, and receive the truth that has been hidden from you for so long by those evil, dirty, lying, slanderous liberals.
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Old November 20th, 2009, 02:40 PM
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Default Re: OT: Everything I need to know I learned from Conservapedia

You know, it reminds me of this gem.

Ruben Bolling is correct. OBAMA IS AN EVIL ARAB HITLER JEW!
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Old November 20th, 2009, 03:18 PM

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ruben bolling. yes. God-Man is one of my faves.

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Default Re: OT: Everything I need to know I learned from Conservapedia

You think conservapedia is bad? You are only at the edge of a very dark cliff, but have not even gazed down yet. Look into here (SFW, sort of), and despair, for people are insane.
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Old November 20th, 2009, 03:57 PM

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Default Re: OT: Everything I need to know I learned from Conservapedia

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You think conservapedia is bad? You are only at the edge of a very dark cliff, but have not even gazed down yet. Look into here (SFW, sort of), and despair, for people are insane.
They left out one of my favorite wikis: fanwankwiki

http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/Main_Page

more of a specialized (into fandom) than general wiki, but great nonetheless.

Rational wiki is also full of blowhards, in its own way. Just try adding a small hint of a Postmodern perspective to one of their precious articles, and watch the ensuing melt down of sanity. I was about the first person to fill in the article on 'rationalism' from some droll two sentence begging-the-question blurb, to start a discussion and offer a definition of what rationalism was, and some guy went bat****. The article has grown since then, my contribution has been pushed to the bottom (probably since it was the first real contribution to the article) and labeled with 'rationalism according to postmodernism' and had some sort of pre-explanations added for the mentally impaired.
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Default Re: OT: Everything I need to know I learned from Conservapedia

This belongs here because...?
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Edit: Not getting involved in public with the anti-science movement.
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your input is valuable Graeme Dice.

also, you would have supported my point on how to troll Rational Wiki
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Well, since you subscribe to post-modernist beliefs, I'll simply point out that you have no business imposing your worldview on people who don't want anything to do with it. So, really, you should be apologizing for trying to tell people that their opinions are wrong, because all opinions are equally valid.
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Default Re: OT: Everything I need to know I learned from Conservapedia

For me its South Park or YouTube
I get so tired of people on answer sites like answers.yahoo that use South Park references as serious answers (seriously, they think SP had the answer). Which is only slightly more nuts than the ones that have their PHds from YouTube University

Thanks to South Park I know that:

Scientologists recognize Stan as being the second coming of their religion's founder, L. Ron Hubbard, and anoint him as their new spiritual leader.

Ninjas work for the Pope (Who is indeed a rabbit)

Kyle was behind 9/11

Lice do live in Angelina Jolie's vagina hair
the Apostle Peter was the first Easter Bunny and now Easter Bunny is really a secret mens club

evolution says we are all retarded fish squirrels

make love, not warcraft

Satan is actualy a nice guy but a little bit gay

Family Guy is written by manatees

the rainforest kills a large number of people each year and it must be stopped

if you dont fart you will explode

you can launch a whale into space for $200 in Mexico

You should ALWAYS bring a towel.

Wearing an orange parka is a deathwish.

God is some sort of hippo-cat thing. (a bunyip of austroalian mythology)

Christmas is celebrated because Jesus died to save Santa.

When you are away from your house, your cat will have orgys

We need to stop caring about global warming and start worrying about Manbearpig

Most all rich and/or powerful people in the world are actually crab people

Jesse Jackson is the emperor of black people

Satan gives awesome hula-parties.

It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas.

Freezing yourself because you can't wait three weeks for a game system to come out is really, really stupid.

The Queer Eye guys are actually Crab People.

The United States is a nation founded on hypocrisy.

Lice do live in Angelina Jolie's vagina hair

Dolphins live in Igloos

Whales are from the moon and want to dance in their moon palaces once again

Wal-Mart can be killed by smashing the mirror in the back of the store

Elephants and pigs can cross breed

The real reason for donating food/money to starving children is to feed Sally Struthers

Earth is actually a reality show, shown across the universe.

in the future, otters will rule us all

The "Super Best Friends" will save us from cults. The members are Buddha, Jesus Christ, Joseph Smith, Krishna, Lao Zi, Moses and Muhammad. (figureheads of the other major world religions)

If you dont eat meat then you will break out in vaginas
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