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Old October 3rd, 2002, 09:33 PM
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Yeah! I've got the 1000st post!! Jippie!!
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Old October 3rd, 2002, 09:34 PM
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And the 1001st post! Sorry people, I couldn't resist.
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Old October 3rd, 2002, 10:00 PM

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dam you timstone and your infernal gearbox!!!! Growltigga should have had the honour of being the 1000 post, the great furry feline will not be pleased!
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Old October 3rd, 2002, 10:06 PM
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Hahaha! Me rebel!
And besides, he said he couldn't log in for a couple of days.
The great furry feline won't mind... I hope.
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Old October 3rd, 2002, 10:29 PM
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*walks up to puke and shouts peanut*
As Rags walks into the Cantina all he hears is 'peanut'... He then looks to the corner as he sees timstone peeing... He walks up to timstone and asks; "What the h-e double hockey sticks are you doing?!?" timstone looks oddly at Rags and simply says.... "Well, he did say Pee Nut..."
Rags just shakes his head and walks away trying not to laugh.

He next walks out the back door and hits his head on dangling feet. He looks up and realizes it's the feet of, Puke, Tigga, and RD, hanging from the gutter. He notices that they are running out of room on the current gutter so he pulls his fold away ladder out of his pocket and quickly puts up another gutter. He then starts to think; "Man, I wonder what's so great about the gutter..." He then puts his head in the gutter and looks down. He notices that you have a great view of the FBWs chests from this high up. "Wow, now I see what's so good about being up here...."
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Old October 3rd, 2002, 10:49 PM
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And the 1001st post! Sorry people, I couldn't resist.
Puke looks up from the gutter, and sees a mob of Folsom Street Fair rejects barrling towards him. Obviously 'size queens.'

As Puke runs past Timstone, he remarks "gee, i could have sworn there were more than 9 Posts on this thread"

Dashing into the parking lot, puke jumps onto a knotted rope (high tech, eh?) and starts climbing up to his nausea-styled battlemoon. "Theres your tip!" he shouts down to Barry, whom promptly begins dispatching his persuers.
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Old October 3rd, 2002, 10:57 PM
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Timstone just stands on the parkinglot and doesn't understand why the mob is being dispatched by Barry. At first he's a bit amused with the hopeless fight of Barry against those stupid villagers, but it gets dull very quickly (He already knows who's going to win). Then he casualy walks into the bar mumbling "He DID say pee-nut." to himself. "Ah heck, what am I still doing here? I'll beter get going and earn me some money." He pays his tab and leaves.
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Old October 3rd, 2002, 11:11 PM

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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Timstone , I can't belive you posted 1000, and 1001!l You are in trouble now....
Wait till GT finds out...
You better get a head start.
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Old October 4th, 2002, 05:47 AM
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You are in trouble now....
Wait till GT finds out...
You better get a head start.
Yeah man... BIG head start... Well... You could avoid the running and become the best hide and go seek player ever (in 1987) like the one on the news Last week. They just found her body Last week in a closet in some building. (False story, it's a joke that goes around)
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They were armed. With guns, said Omari.
Canadians. With guns. And a warship. What is this world coming to?
The dreaded derelict dwelling two ton devil bunny!
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Old October 4th, 2002, 05:49 AM

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...Now that the action has died down some, a smiling Taz walks back behind the bar and puts away his chainsaw...

D: "Why are you chasing me anyway, I forgot?"
GT: "You lost the cantina. Someone sawed a hole in the floor and the whole cantina vanished, remember?"
D: "Yeah, but I'm not at fault. It's whoever was holding the saw you should be chasing. Hold on, what's that on your fur... is that... sawdust?"

Hope GT didn't mind that I got some sawdust on his fur when I said goodby!

He did ask me to keep up the cartoon violence!
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