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Re: Randomosity I - Recruiting now!
A new turn!
Good game, quantum, btw. Now I know _not_ to rush you in the future, 'cause, man, you're such a pain in the arse! In the good sense of the word http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif |
Re: Randomosity I - Recruiting now!
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Re: Randomosity I - Recruiting now!
Dyndns service seems to be down.
Here is an IP to connect to for the time being: 24.203.110.39 |
Re: Randomosity I - Recruiting now!
Not much chat in this game. How is everybody doing?
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Re: Randomosity I - Recruiting now!
Meh
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Re: Pasha Dawg
Scene I: An army of peasants wants to enlist in the Abysian army.
Peasant: We will fight for our god! Warlord: Your God? You know if the Abysians win this war we will enslave all humans... Peasant: Yes, but you pay well, and since our morale is so low, chances are we will run before we have to actually fight. So really, it’s a good deal. For us. Warlord: Why would we pay you anything? You're useless! Peasant: Well, you won't actually pay us. We'll just show up and take your money when we want it. Warlord: Oh yeah? (raises mace) Peasant: Oh and by the way, you can't kill your own troops. (the Warlord’s mace mysteriously fails to harm the peasant) Warlord: What? Nobody said you were on our side? In fact, I said you weren't. Peasant: Yeah, but we need the money. Think of it as welfare. Warlord: There is no welfare in Abysia, you fool. We don't support, we oppress! Peasant: Right. Call us if you need us. Not that you ever will. Warlord: (looks around) There's got to be an enemy province around. Somewhere to get you guys killed. Peasant: (laughs) Haha, see! That's our plan. You can give me my half of a gold coin for this month now, I need a drink. Scene II: The Warlord tries to explain to his God what happened. Vampire Queen: Let me get this straight. You hired a band of militia? On whose orders? Warlord: Their orders, my Queen. Vampire Queen: What? I fail to comprehend. Who is 'their'? Warlord: The peasants themselves, my Queen. Vampire Queen: You're taking orders from humans? I have no use for you. (begins to drain the Warlord's life) Warlord: Wait! No! You can't kill your own troops! Vampire Queen: Yes, but you aren't exactly real. I haven't actually recruited any Warlords. You're just a plot device. A now unneeded plot device, to be exact. Goodbye. Warlord: No! (the Warlord falls to the floor dead) Vampire Queen: (turns to another not really real Warlord) Find a way to get those peasants killed! New Warlord: Yes, my Queen. Scene III: The Warlord leads the greedy peasant army to the C'tis border. Peasant: You're not going to start a war just to get us killed, are you? That would be stupid! Warlord: Just following orders. Come along now. Peasant: Wait. Because you haven't actually been recruited, we don't have to follow you. You don't have enough leadership! Warlord: Fine. (goes to the capitol, gets officially recruited, comes back) Ok peasants, time to die. Peasant: Oh no! He has 50 leadership! Scene IV: The peasants attack a C'tis province in which there is only 1 PD. C'tis Commander: What, why are you attacking? We have a border agreement! Treachery! Villains! Warlord: Hey, calm down. We just need you to kill these peasants for us. Peasant: Oops, we just failed a bunch of morale checks. Run away! Warlord: Damnit. Chase after them! Kill them! C'tis Commander: Hey, you can't order my troops around! Troops, hold your ground! Warlord: Damnit again. Guess we have to keep paying them. Scene V: Sadly, the Abysian Empire's finances were not sufficient to finish the production. There is no Scene V. |
Re: Pasha Dawg
Heheh.
Hey anybody know what happened to Nappa? |
Re: Pasha Dawg
[img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon42.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon42.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon42.gif[/img] The Abyssian dealings with HELL are an absolute and unforgivable affront to Virtuous Dominion of Marignon and its subjects. The stench of devilry to our west must be extinguished for the benefit of all. War is hereby declared. We shall bring FREEDOM to the oppressed Abyssian slaves, and their masters and bloodsucking queen-***** shall be cast back into the foul pit from which they arose. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon42.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon42.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon42.gif[/img]
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Re: Pasha Dawg
Sounds bellicose!
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Re: Pasha Dawg
HEY!!! Keep your inquisition to yourself http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif
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