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ZERO

is the answer...

You cannot do it...

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MORTICIAN:Bring out your dead!
Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
CUSTOMER: Here's one -- nine pence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: What?
CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not!
MORTICIAN: He isn't.
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment.
MORTICIAN: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go in the cart!
CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.
MORTICIAN: I can't take him...
DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!
CUSTOMER: Oh, do us a favor...
MORTICIAN: I can't.
CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
MORTICIAN: Naaah, I got to go on to Robinson's -- they've lost nine today.
CUSTOMER: Well, when is your next round?
MORTICIAN: Thursday.
DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there something you can do?
DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy. [whop]
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.
MORTICIAN: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
CUSTOMER: Right. [clop clop]
MORTICIAN: Who's that then?
CUSTOMER: I don't know.
MORTICIAN: Must be a king.
CUSTOMER: Why?
MORTICIAN: He hasn't got **** all over him. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Re: 320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4
 

Trajan just a upid question, but wasn't there also such a joke done by monthy python?? with john cleese?

sparhawk

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yes, the lines from Trajan's post are from Monty Ppython and the Holy Grail.

You may have heard of it. NEE!

Now bring me a shrubbery!

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ARTHUR: A what?
HEAD KNIGHT: Ni! Ni!
ARTHUR and PARTY: Oh, ow!
ARTHUR: Please, please! No more! We will find a shrubbery.
HEAD KNIGHT: You must return here with a shrubbery or else you will never pass through this wood alive!
ARTHUR: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.
HEAD KNIGHT: One that looks nice.

ARTHUR: Of course.

HEAD KNIGHT: And not too expensive.

ARTHUR: Yes.

HEAD KNIGHT: Now... go!

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Groan...

(Now where did I put that HOLY HANDGRENADE OF ANTIOCH!) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

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ARTHUR: WHO are you?
HEAD KNIGHT: We are the knights that say NI
ARTHUR: OH NO, not the knight that say NI
HEAD KNIGHT: Thesame.

LOL

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(Bump)

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Tim the Enchanter: Look at the Bones!

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... and this topic goes into the gutters.

Ni!