Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
 

If you arrival in a new star system prompts a biblical exodus of all life to another unvierse

Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
 

If when you eat it brings fear to your enemies.
You are addressed as Sir Fat ***

Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
 

If when you cut a thunderous fart the entire galaxy shakes.
If your lunch menu consists of 3 planets 2 moons and an asteroid.

Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
 

People without donuts are so bitter - Garfield

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TP = Toilet Paper.

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ROFLMAO - Very funny. LOL! I really like this one. Should also be a bumper sticker.

Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
 

You see a Ringworld and do your Homer routine (Ooh, donuts! Scrunch scrunch.)

Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
 

AT, with regard to your first post... I've just head on the news: Two girls are sueing McDonalds for making them fat.

Hmm... I wonder if they play SEIV, I wonder if they read this post?

Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
 

One month later, you outweigh your own BattleMoon.

Another month later, you outweigh your own Command Carrier. (25MT)

And another month later, you outweigh your own Sphereworld.

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I was watching Fox news yestarday and they had an add about what lawyers are trying to do. It was an anti lawyer - fat lawsuite comerical and it gave a web page to go to. I do not remember the name. The fat content in my diet has altered my memorie so I am going to hire a lawyer and sue the fast food industry for making fat and stupid. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

(I predicted that this would happen back in the 90's. I will predict more, but I do not want to give any one my ideas. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif )