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dogscoff October 11th, 2002 05:46 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
*Dogscoff, tinkering with a new breed of giant radioactive penguin (Not quite as dangerous as giant squid but far more amusing) in his battlemoon's lab-ocean, is alerted to the commotion down on the cantina.

"Trouble again."

He orders the battlemoon to rotate toward the planet, pointing his core-mount "random effect transmogrification gun" at the general area of the cantina.

"This should be fun..."

*KER-ZAP!

Growltigga October 11th, 2002 06:03 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
the tranmogrification beam hits with a mighty zap...

Growltigga is turned into a handsome sexually experimental good looking handsome strong mighty and powerful tiger - oh not much change then then

Gryphin is turned from a 3 dimensional Gryphin into a 2 dimensional flat Gryphin and is promptly rolled up into a spliff by dogscoff and smoked......

mac5732 October 11th, 2002 06:57 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
As Mac looks on in amused Horror, he sees the Kat transformed into a volumputous, sexy, gorgeous, Tiger. But wait something doesn;t look right.. what are those..hmm, something is amiss he perseives. Mac gets out his handy dandy, micro magnifing spyglass and peers at the Tigga...Oh my, Oh my,, "The Dogscoff's in for it now right along with the Infamous Gryphin", he states, for as he looks at the tigga, he notices certain protrusions on the upper torso of El Kat, He also notices other now apparrant differences, GT has been transformed into a sexy and gorgeous Tiger alright, However, he is now a FEMALE TIGER WITH ALL THE TRAPPINGS..... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif
Mac quickly looks up at Dogscoff's Battlemoon hovering above the cantina, I feel an additional chase and repercusions coming... OH myyyyy, he mutters to himself as he loads his new Tri-Barrel, cosmic, ever ready, colostomy enhanceing cannon. He see the Gryphin over the automatic Gryphin finding sites, he pulls the trigger and 3 dozen, old, used , full, colostomy bags impload on the Infamous Gryphin, distinterating and deluging the Gryphin and all his mechanical trappings, which in turn short out, leaving him in the parking lot of the cantina, wet, s....y and helpless,

Growltigga October 11th, 2002 07:00 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Marvellous, wahey, I always said that if I had breasts, I would never leave the house!!

Gryphin October 11th, 2002 07:08 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
:: Steps out from behind dogsoff ::
don't you know smoking pesudo grypyins is bad for your health?
:: Takes item, puts it out in dogsoffs hands ::

:: A second Grphin steps out as the one now covered in Coloto bombs dissapears ::

:: A third Grypin steps up beside the cute striped kitty, verfys the gender ::
The Gryphin Grins

Raging Deadstar October 11th, 2002 07:13 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Growltigga, thats just scary, just think you'll never be able to molester any of the FBW's anymore *watches as GT begins to realise the seriousness of the situation fall in*

*Watches amused as Mac begins selling all his old colostomy bags for fertilliser to the local farmers who, ooaar, got lost on the route to the vegetable contest held by the redneck bar down the road.*

Boy are they getting desperate... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

mac5732 October 11th, 2002 07:49 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Mac sees the Gryphin clones materialize out of nowhere. hmmm, where's TerranC, isn't he one of those who helped install that Bill Gates Clone machine in the cantina. I think he needs to check it as it appears to have been tampered with and is now putting out Infamous Gryphin Clones http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif .

Since he sold all his old colostomy bags to the farmers, Mac looks around for something new to splatter the Gryphin, as he looks around he hears a loud and mighty yell from the area of where the Gryphin & the Kitty are located........,

[ October 11, 2002, 18:52: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

Gryphin October 11th, 2002 08:04 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
gryphin laughs, they don't realize that those arn't clones and that the Real Gryphin has not been touched
The Grypnin Grins

Gryphin October 12th, 2002 01:19 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
:: As He falls A vidio of GrowlTigga spiking macs brewski flashes up in full holographic projection, A second holograph showes GT sending an email to mac followed by the laptop bursing into flames, As the pack rushes toward him, he slips into his invisblity mode and steps aside, watching as the pack runs by ::
:: The Gryphin Grins ::

Growltigga October 12th, 2002 01:35 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
reality checked called for, reality check called for

Gryphin, YOU KNOW THE CANTINA HAS A CLONE BANNING AND ERROGENETIC MACHINE... NO CLONES ABIDE IN THE CANTINA, YOU HAVE NO CLONES,

now take your licks like a man for cripes sake

Growltigga, sadly given his new 36F cups, triggers the internal cantina "reforma-sex machine" and is pleased to see the breasts disappear and the FBW's are delighted to see the 'rod of iron' appear instead


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