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mac5732 July 17th, 2002 03:28 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Mac saunders in for his morning diet of high Caloric and Cholestral breakfast of bacon, eggs, home fries and rye toast, washed down with an ice cold orange juice, after looking over Puke's new allegro in the lot, sees the everyone raising their glasses in a toast, raises his in the joing of peace, prosperity and the glazing of planets, ahhhhhh, refreshing, looks at Taz who is a little unsteady on his feet this morning as he trys to fill the new fish tank with a paper cup, hmmmm, I think Taz has been testing a weee bit this morning, notices the saucer of Milk on the floor next to the bar, walks over, nods to Paladin, moves his Rook to Kings 5, sits down and reads about the new prosposed cricket Team. Not bad ideas, maybe even put in a dart board for dart leagues, waves at Geo who's head is all bandaged and his left arm in a sling, Then notices a new huge picture hanging behind the bar, Hey Taz, where did that photo of someone kissing a Gnu with a long snout come from???? Taz just looks over bleary eyed, shakes his head and goes back to filling the tank, this time with 2 cups.....

just some ideas mac

tesco samoa July 17th, 2002 03:43 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look
on his face.

"Doc," he says, "I'm worried. It's that dream. I'm having it
again!"

"What dream?" asked the psychiatrist.

"You know," says the man, "the one where I'm into sadism
and bestiality and necrophilia. Should I be worried or am I
just beating a dead horse?"

mac5732 July 17th, 2002 03:55 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
A doctor, A Lawyer and an Aid Worker met with a friend of theirs, who gave each of them $50,000 to hold in trust for him in case something happened. He made then promise not to spend it as when he passes into the here-after he wants to take it with him

Several days later their friend passes away.
The three meet after the funeral to toast their departed friend's departure from this world.

The docotor confesses, I feel real bad, I spent $25,000 of the money he gave me for a new xray machine for the hospital...

The Aid worker states, I to am guilty, I spent $20,000 for food for the poor

The Lawyer looks at them and says, I also spent some of the money, but don't feel bad, I took care of everything, I wrote him a check for all of us and put it in his coffin.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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[ July 17, 2002, 14:57: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

geoschmo July 17th, 2002 03:59 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
*GROAN*

...and doc, I'm having this other dream where sometimes I am a teepee and sometimes I am a wigwam. I don't know doc, do you think I am two tents?

Bad um bump, tish....

[ July 17, 2002, 15:00: Message edited by: geoschmo ]

mac5732 July 17th, 2002 04:23 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
You know, after reading some of these aaheemmm joke Posts, I feel WE all have too much time on our hands.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

oh well, who wants to work anyway http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Taz, breakfast for everyone is on Geo and Tesco..... everyone dig in.....

a LOL Mac

DirectorTsaarx July 17th, 2002 08:32 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
mac: you mean this place doesn't have a darts board yet? Good God/goddess/golly/cat, we better get one quick! It's not a proper drunk until you get to throw sharp, pointy objects at a wall, hoping that you hit the correct target (especially when there's really only one board, you're just _seeing_ two...) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

mac5732 July 17th, 2002 09:15 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
D.T. I agree, nothing like a good Dart Board to add some extra pizzzzaz to the cantina, hmmm, We'll have to ask the Taz, (when he's up and running again), to order a tournament size board. The only problem I can see is when one of Puke's or Tesco's get together parties start to become a singing ballad of 100 bottles of beer while throwing at the board, then it could be interesting, if you get the Point, or if Atrocities, who is currently recovering under the ministrations of the FBW, agains decides to attempt poisonous fluids after a bad day...

The cantina is becoming a rather sports bar,
a Cricket Team and now Dart Board Teams.. whats next... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif

just some ideas mac

Gryphin July 17th, 2002 09:31 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
:: Listening to the conversation, Gryphin dissapers quietly out the back door. A few moments later reapears with 3 super deluxe top of fasion and technolgy Dart Boards, Quickly hands them to mac to set up ::

Puke July 18th, 2002 12:15 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
puke groans in pain from the horrid jokes being bantered about. The only sure way to take his mind of it is with food. Fortuneatly theres a new kosher sushi restruant that delivers locally.

once again, puke produces his crank-operated telephone. "operator? Sosumi's, please."

(puke ducks as a heavy object whizes over his head)

PaladinOfEarth July 18th, 2002 01:36 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
:: In a fluid motion, Stands, Raises his brandy, Nods in agreement, sits to resume the game, Pleased there is one place of semi quiet and peace ::


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