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Growltigger January 30th, 2003 05:44 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Growltigga enjoys his free drink from Primitive, "aah" says the heroic cat, "they just dont make wine like they did back in 1963, these 10,000 mineral bottles are rather nice".

You were a worthy opponent Primitive, much better than the usual riff rags we have in here. Still doesn't hide the fact though that Norway has had some appalling Eurovision song contest entries

Nil point anyone?

Hey Scoffo, we havn't had a battle for quite a few months, if I am going to be General Alexius Comnenus, General of the Byzantine Army, Slayer of the Turks, Conqueror of the Mongols, Vanquisher of the Golden Horde, Warlord of the East and Mr Numbnuts to you, who do you want to be this week?

As I recall, you were Genghis Scoff Last week.

[ January 30, 2003, 15:54: Message edited by: growltigger ]

dogscoff January 30th, 2003 05:55 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Quote:

By the way. How can tell when your teletubbies become mindless ?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">LOL!

Primitive: To honour a heroic foe, I offer you a small tribute- your very own 300 foot long genetically enhaced giant battlesquid. They make fantastic bodyguards and even better seafood. Enjoy.

primitive January 30th, 2003 06:04 PM

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GT:
You actually watch the Eurovision song contest ?
It takes a special kind of person to admit to such perversities.

And the Tab for the wine; No problema, that’s just 10 000 more kids without any milk-money.

Dogscoff:
Nice, a 300 foot long genetically enhaced giant battlesquid. I always wanted one of those.

Growltigger January 30th, 2003 06:48 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Primitive, yeah, sometimes I do watch the Eurovision song contest, it makes me laugh out loud to see some of the pap that people produce, and it is always a great opportunity to see a cross-dressing Israelis, Serbs or Turks.

You should try it, invite a few mates round, make sure you have loads of pizzas and tons of beer, and prepare to have hysterics at the entries.....

And as my tribute to a worthy foe and opponent, please feel free to borrow my Kylie clone for half and hour, just dont involve the squid

dogscoff January 30th, 2003 07:06 PM

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I too confess to having watched Eurovision. It's great fun with a few beers and an international crowd of spectators.

I remember a few years ago convincing some visiting Canadian students that they really had to watch it, and that it was the surest way to understand the European mentality. The poor fools turned up with pens and papers, ready to take notes. Oh how we laughed...

David E. Gervais January 30th, 2003 08:00 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
..I walk into the Cantina and notice a bit of clean-up going on in the background. hmm, guess I missed a bit of action! I walk up to the bar and tell Taz I'm in a great mood, so I'm buying a round for the house.

I'm moving into the 'Digital-age' on Monday (having Digital-Cable service installed and have pre-ordered the 'full' package.) I'm also buying a brand new 27" JVC TV to enjoy this new toy on! It's going to be a long weekend, I guess I'll have to watch a few DVD's to hold me over!

Cheers! all, Have a Great Day.

Raging Deadstar January 30th, 2003 09:03 PM

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*Raging Deadstar finally pulls up to the devastation that is the cantina. The byzantine hoards still have a certain dislike to rd after he played golf with a foot long baguette and some villager (abdul was it?). But they suddenly see the plus side of friendship when they see the genetically modified (extra hormones) female mongooses, sure they may have a night of fun but the cunning bit is the morning after and they are extremely moody! He wheels an extra large crate into the cantina and stops by the big norweigian who is varnishing his club.*

"Order for Mr Babarian? You would a Mr Primitive Barbarian wouldn't you http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif ? Right i have your two kylie clones here, you wanted them taller, hmm i'm sure you don't mind i extended their legs a bit, no i'm sure you don't. Ok sign here please!"

*Primitive gladly signs the contract and walks off with the two kylie minogue clones. RD smiles and buys a nice bottle of wine for his girlfriend on primitives tab http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif *

[ January 30, 2003, 19:06: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

primitive January 30th, 2003 10:58 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
primitive pays Mr. Deathstar with the Last of his money, and studies his pair of gigantic Kylie clones.
Even with the added bulk, RD had somehow managed to put them in the same size golden hotpants as the original Kylie.

That sight truly counts as one of the great wonders of the universe, and how they got into those pants must now be counted among the greatest mysteries of all time.

Thank You very much RD, this must be your finest work yet. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

primitive orders another round for everyone in the cantina and with the help of the Kylie clones and his giant squid he leaves the cantina to have his arm and his leg regrown.

Everyone is so preoccupied with watcing the golden hotpant show (Strange noices can even be heard from Dogscoff when he tries to control his extra arm), so nobody notices that primitive hasn't paid his Tab. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

mlmbd January 30th, 2003 10:59 PM

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*mlmbd offers Mr Primitive Barbarian a name and address to have his limbs replaced. Noticing RD's delivery of the Kyle clone's to Primitive. *mlmbd wonders if RD could clone...........naugh. Well, maybe he could. No, he probably can't! Sure wish he could though!*

GT, Dogscoff; I had no idea you would let Mr Primitive Barbarian off so easily. You guys must be getting 'old'! mlmbd mentions; smirking, chuckling to himself http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Ragnarok January 30th, 2003 11:10 PM

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"That sight truly counts as one of the great wonders of the universe, and how they got into those pants must now be counted among the greatest mysteries of all time."

Reminds me of a pickup line I heard once.
Guy- "Hey baby, those pants look super tight. How do you get into them?"
Lady- "Well, for starters you can buy me a drink." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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[ January 30, 2003, 21:10: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]


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