Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">With a sly smerk Baron Grazic places both hands flat down on the Bar in open view, still in close reach of his new Cantina Mug just incase someone tries to steal it.

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

So Baron G, you ready to sign for that mug? I said it was free, but not free to steal!
GT requires you to sign the following large stack of forms...in triplicate. Ohh and there is a 20 mineral notory fee.
(Just wait till those fellows that won the kegs see what hoops THEY will have to jump through!)
- time fast forwards several hours -
See... wasn't that easy?? Now you have your very own Official Cantina Mug!

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Thanks Taz, my first collectable.
Now how about getting my own FBW or better yet a dozen? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Baron Grazic turns round at the polite tap on his shoulder and looks directly down the largest gun muzzle he has ever seen. At the end of the muzzle can be seen a pair of orange and black striped ears and a pair of beady squinting feline eyes...

Behind said beady eyes stands a large T-Rex in a valet jacket, strangley wearing a pair of tattered mickey mouse ears and holding a large revving chainsaw

"Baron, collectable cantina mugs you can have (subject to signing the appropriate accidental damage waiver and augmented indemnity and unlimited payment and 'commit your whole family into slavery' forms') BUT FBW's ARE NOT FOR SALE"

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

ANNOUNCEMENT TO THE CANTINA...

Chaps, chappesses, non-humans and anthropomorphic personifications of cartoon characters, lend me your ears (Note to Taz, put the steak and kidney pudding back on the menu!!)

I have resigned my employment at my current firm which means that at some point in the next few days/weeks/months (depending on when they boot me out), I will be going off air for an indeterminable period...

I do have a PC at home and shall be able to dial up occassionally (can't afford the call charges during peak time)..

This is just a warning to you all that if I suddenly disappear from the cantina, I will be back at some time in the future...

I appoint Dogscoff as my regent to act on my behalf (OK Dogscoff, you can have the battlemoon with the gold llame), Taz and Dogscoff, keep up the cartoon violence,

I will be back

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Aye aye sir.

*Dogscoff sits down and immediately a saw can be seen cutting a circle in the floor around Dogscoff's chair from beneath. The circle reaches completion, there is a minute pause, and then the entire cantina, with the exception of the circle of wood supporting Dogscoff, plummets out of view...

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oh and Dogscoff and Taz, please note you are responsible for paying for any breakages due to your cartoon violence...

where the hell has the cantina gone?

Growltigga stares at Dogscoff sitting on his chair and pulling his best "I am innocent" face.. Growltigga whistles and Barry comes running up, Growltigga slips on his hunting pinks, climbs aboard Barry and blows his bugle, a horde of killer tigers, rabid mongooses, ravening giant squid, cartoon characters, FBW's and chorus girls charge up....

Dogscoff gulps and sprints off into the distance, pursued by the horde.....

TALLLLLLLLYYYYYYYY HHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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In best cartoon tradition, Dogscoff runs off screen to the right, and the hunting horde is then seen steaming in from the left. The pack passes by and tagging along at the end there is Dogscoff, in full hunting gear, halloooing and cheering with the rest of them...

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and then in best Hanna Barbere tradition, the hunting horde screech to a halt, volte face and there is Dogscoff face to face with 27 irate tigers, 424 ravening mongoose, 6 extremely large calamari-surprises in the making and a chainsaw clutching T-rex mounted by a debonair Tiger carrying a bugle and a mashie niblick.....

the chase now goes right to left

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

I just walked into the new EVP's office and saw the 48"x30" new painting/copy of The Coronation of Napolean I hanging on the wall. The gilded frame was just enough to take it over the top.

Keep in mind that my company is struggling to survive and get investors to drop some cash in our coffers. I think this painting wont do much to help the cause.

Now I wish they had fired me two weeks ago so that didnt have to see this.

<~sigh~>
Trajan