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Forum: Intel Forum Bar & Grill March 19th, 2006, 10:34 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 5,464
Posted By El_Phil
Re: Did Elvis Commit Suicide?

Strange, I'd always though that he died of a heart attack.
**quick check**
And so did the coroner as it happens.

Now the drug use might have brought on the heart attack, but then he had a family...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V February 10th, 2006, 07:52 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 704
Posted By El_Phil
Re: OT as usual: Legal Technicalities

A mate of mine ran his own hosting firm for a while and got badly, badly stung by this very thing.

Due to a variety of screw ups almost none of the small customers got invoiced and they couldn't...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V February 5th, 2006, 01:52 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 2,936
Posted By El_Phil
Re: OT: Muhammed-caricatyres and freedom of speach

The cartoons themselves aren't actually very good or particularly clever or subtle. Printing them wasn't big or clever as it was going to cause trouble while not really making any worthwhile point. ...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V February 4th, 2006, 01:29 PM
Replies: 2,412
Views: 60,452
Posted By El_Phil
Re: OT: Power of Four to One!

Yeah I did get my nuclear fusion wrong, it's been a while. I still wouldn't call it burning though.

Ditto the first past, seperating hydrogen and oxygen and storing the gases that isn't burning or...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V February 3rd, 2006, 03:05 PM
Replies: 2,412
Views: 60,452
Posted By El_Phil
Re: morf emoc eseehc seod erehW :eR

Diamonds aren't dense, not especially.. They are the hardest naturally occuring substance and only beaten by a few very odd man made compounds.

The expense depends on size, disproportionatly so....
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V February 3rd, 2006, 09:25 AM
Replies: 2,412
Views: 60,452
Posted By El_Phil
Re: Burning Water

Burning water into helium and loose oxygen sounds very tricky. For starters where does the helium come from. You could fuse together two hydrogen atoms to get helium, but that isn't really burning,...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V February 2nd, 2006, 09:27 PM
Replies: 2,412
Views: 60,452
Posted By El_Phil
Re: We wish you an antimatter Christmas...

Quartz. That's sparkly as well, indeed that was one of the few things I learned doing Geology. Sparkly = probably got some quartz in it.

The diamond/anti-diamond reactor, possibly the most...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V February 1st, 2006, 02:34 PM
Replies: 1,727
Views: 57,565
Posted By El_Phil
Re: Not Quite THAT Poor!!

Running to the nearest phone El Phil changes his name by depoll to 'Steve the Pirate'

El Phil? Who's that, never head of him.
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 31st, 2006, 05:26 PM
Replies: 1,727
Views: 57,565
Posted By El_Phil
Re: Not Quite THAT Poor!!

With the entire room distracted by the EEE invasion no-one has noticed the Plumdas returning to the bar.

Yes the plumbing Pandas have finally finished their quote for the job to repair the Cantina...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 31st, 2006, 05:12 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,040
Posted By El_Phil
Re: Ah, \'Issues\'

This is a serious problem, just follow the reasoning:

1. This clearly shows the Canadian PM is emotionally stunted who doesn't love his children.
2. If he can't even love his own children, how...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 30th, 2006, 11:02 PM
Replies: 1,727
Views: 57,565
Posted By El_Phil
Re: Not Quite THAT Poor!!

It could be said, in fact I am going to say, that was a trifle disappointing as far as bar wars go. In fact I haven't seen a comparable anti-climax in many a year. Still what can you do?

Wait!...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 30th, 2006, 09:16 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 834
Posted By El_Phil
Re: OT: Some Good Sci-fi Suggestions?

Spolier(ish): The DaVinci Code
On the ideas some are true but some are made up. On the one hand the divinity of christ was decided on by a Roman committee, on the other hand the secret society that...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 29th, 2006, 05:57 PM
Replies: 2,412
Views: 60,452
Posted By El_Phil
Fez!

Hmmm we are due another bar/avatar/something war sometime soon, much like San Fransisco is due a giant earthquake. It could happen any time with no warning.

Year of the dog. So many awful jokes to...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 28th, 2006, 08:37 PM
Replies: 96
Views: 3,859
Posted By El_Phil
Re: Announcing the 2005 PBW Open Tournament

Possibly the most boring strategy I've ever heard. Sure it sounds funny, but actually carrying out would be buttock clenchingly dull.

Unless you can set it up and go do something else while it...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 25th, 2006, 07:13 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 866
Posted By El_Phil
Twinkies

Because it might stop Combat Wombat from indulging in thread necromancy, or at least remove his excuse.

In any case I must ask, Twinkie: What is the big deal? Really? Having never seen one in my...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 25th, 2006, 01:11 PM
Replies: 2,412
Views: 60,452
Posted By El_Phil
Re: Oceanfront property for sale

It's just a kitten with it's ears flattened back pretending to be a marten, hoping to confuse passing Pine Martins into thinking it's not a baby cat and so eat them. Cunning bugger!
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 24th, 2006, 02:07 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,703
Posted By El_Phil
Re: What is your SHIP\'s name?

I'd name my ship " " so I could be the Captain of the ship with no name. Mysteriously travelling between the stars leaving no trace of where I've been other than blank spaces on docking...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 23rd, 2006, 09:27 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,861
Posted By El_Phil
Re: This Forum

Ironically it's picked up marginally this new year, but the long term trend does appear to be downwards.

I think that might explain the rash of posting in the "something worrying" thread. It's...
Forum: Intel Forum Bar & Grill January 22nd, 2006, 01:21 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 5,802
Posted By El_Phil
Re: Do you carry?

My view would be; if you want a gun you probably shouldn't be allowed one. There are exceptions, there always are, but as a general rule of thumb it seems solid.
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 22nd, 2006, 01:19 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,728
Posted By El_Phil
Re: OT: Something worrying

I didn't say I didn't agree with him, as it happens I'd go along with Renegades answer, just that it's the sort of comment that is only going to provoke people. And not in a productive way, no-ones...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 22nd, 2006, 07:59 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,728
Posted By El_Phil
Re: OT: Something worrying

Though it is early in the year we have already have a contender for the much uncoveted "Most trollish comment by moderator in any forum" award.

Well done AT. Please don't keep it up.
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 21st, 2006, 01:42 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,728
Posted By El_Phil
Re: OT: Something worrying

That explains a random fact I recently found out: The Anglican church in Japan is called the "Japanese Holy Catholic Church" despite, obviously, being nothing to do with any flavour of Catholicism....
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 21st, 2006, 10:05 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,728
Posted By El_Phil
Re: OT: Something worrying

I do like the bit

'The first is "Abuso di Credulita Popolare" (Abuse of Popular Belief) meant to protect people against being swindled or conned'

So true! Anyone else (bar another religion)...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 20th, 2006, 07:55 PM
Replies: 2,412
Views: 60,452
Posted By El_Phil
Re: Oceanfront property for sale

Proof? Who said anything about proof?

If this were a proper show trial no-one would be concerned with proof, not when you have entirely unforced spontaneous confessions!
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 18th, 2006, 08:45 PM
Replies: 2,412
Views: 60,452
Posted By El_Phil
Re: Who moved the cheese?

Narf if trully, madly and deeply guilty of everything. Especially 'The Incident' of which he is at least twice guilty of.

Wasn't that hard to say really....
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