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Old December 16th, 2003, 12:17 AM
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This happened in a little town in Mexico, and although it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it’s real.


This guy was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night and in the middle of a storm. The night was rolling and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.


Suddenly he saw a car coming towards him and stop. Without thinking about it, the guy got in the car and closes the door just to realize there’s nobody behind the wheel. The car starts off slowly, the guy looks at the road ahead and sees a curve coming this way. Scared, he starts to pray begging for his life. He hasn’t come out of shock, when just before he hits the curve, a hand appears thru the window and moves the wheel. The guy, paralyzed in terror, watched how the hand appears every time they are before a curve.


Gathering strength, the guy gets out of the car and runs to the nearest town. Wet and in shock he goes to a cantina and asks for two shots of tequila, and starts telling everybody about the horrible experience he went thru. A silence enveloped everybody when they realized the guy was crying and wasn’t drunk.


About half an hour later two guys walked in the same cantina and one said to the other, “Look Pepe, that’s the jerk that got in the car when we were pushing it.”
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