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Right, it is Saturday evening here in the UK and I have just had some fantastic news so I am happily into my 4th can of DAB lager and making a well wicked curry

In no particular order of importance:

Mephisto - I realise that I have been nasty to you over the Last few months calling you "Esel" and all - much apologies

Saxon - you cannot offend me, my G string is permanently tuned to 'A' and as for sexual antics and prowess, I will have you know I once went out for 3 dates with a Miss World (Miss Venezuela before you ask)

Wardad - damn, you have found my secret, BTW I love you and really fancy you, next time I come to Phoenix, please can I come and give you a big wet sloppy kiss

Gryphin - be a man? my god, only colonials could think facial hair is a mark of a man - is this coming down to the age old male dominance game of who has the biggest tallywagger? you think you do vis a vis your facial hair, the trouble is, I KNOW it is me - we will see who is more manly in the Desaster Bash - I bet the lasses on this forum (I think the lovely Shyrka is the only one) could whip us all

Mac, where do you buy your colostomy bags from?

Cptn Kwok - the game will be a firecracker, see what happens when WE all start roleplaying