[Growltigga]

Mac settles back to earth just as the patriot anti-incontinence missile, which lost its lock on said old timer due to his sudden braking velocity due to chute opening, regains lock and rushes oin for impact....

We have a direct hit and, in true slapstick fashion, all that is left of Mac is apair of gently smoking boots and a charred colostomy bag..

Tigga then looks at the other cantina patrons (save for the rednecks who are now drifting clouds of good ol' smoke) and wonders when the pack of velociraptors he ordered from "Gnashers-R-US" are going to arrive.

He also wonders what Tigg-Scoff PLC's first quarterly results will be for selling carbonated alcohol enhanced urine to the Americans will be, things are looking up

[ July 05, 2002, 08:16: Message edited by: Growltigga ]