The "Go to work in your pj's" is easy enough,.. I work from home 

 LOL
Nothing fell out of my keyboard when I turned it upside down just now. But that is probably due to any 'foreign' matter is sticking to it like barnicals to a ship hull. 
 
..I have a dare,.. next time you have a crap and think it's amazing in any way, take a pic and post it for all to judge. 

 (this will give new meaning to "A Kodak Moment" LOL
Cheers! 
