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				 Re: Galactic News Network -- Food For Fiction 
 GNN, Garœlia Prime
 Sources within the Palace of the Gods on Garœlia Prime today have reported that the Grand Lord's health has taken a turn for the worse since his purported improvements yesterday evening.  Speculation grows that the Royal Family is censoring any real information before it leaves the conclave, and that the long-lived dictator may not be much longer for this world.
 
 Grand Lord Kelvor Tarkaselet XII has presided over the Tarkasian Empire for nearly 350 Galactic Cycles.
 
 The Grand Lord's little-loved son, Kelvor XIII is expected to assume the Tarkaselet Mantle within the shard.
 
 Film and interviews at 11.
 
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