[Growltigger]

El Phil, was that not Lister from red dwarf? personally, I prefer a Bollinger in a sippy cup...

Friends, Romans, countrymen, I have just had the opportunity to review the last 20 pages or so of the cantina....

Quick question, am I right in that NullAshton and Strategia In Ultima seemed to have invaded this thread and let us say, have kind of missed the point somewhat in what the cantina thread is all about? have they not looked back on the joyous fun we all had here, with the likes of Dogscoff, Gryphin, Saxon, Taz, Tesco Samoa, Rags, Raging Deadstar, Mephisto, all the other patrons and dare I say it even Puke?

Hmmmmm, looks like we's got trouble. Looks like we need to start imagining all these immense battle sheets in orbit to glass everybody with. Hey, I have a little button in a box here, and by pressing it, everybody dies horribly.

Doesn't sound like much fun to me. Personally, I would rather bash them with a sledgehammer, throw bolognese sauce at them, stick a target on their backsides and push them into the carpark for Barry to chase!!

and by the way, who the hell said I come from Manchester. Whoever that was is DEAD (unless it is Raging Deadstar who is at best a Cumbrian sheep molesting salad dodger with a taste for ovine bearded clams!) I work in Manchester, I live in Cheshire, I come from Kent (god's own earth, land of the free, home of the dastardly and brave, the best cattery in the world etc)!!!!!