Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill
Strategia walks in, several B&G patrons reach for their photon, quantum, and goolauncher weapons, but realize in time there exists a non-competition agreement.
"Say, if that jukebox is threatening you, I would be willing to help you with it.....? It's been far too long since I had an opportunity to use my Quantumplasma Gatling Launcher....."
(note: just don't ask me what exactly a Quantumplasma Galting Launcher is, it simply looks like a very very big gatling gun and has about the same effect, only in this version you can set your damage preferences from "medium rare" to "definitely overcooked")
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O'Neill: I have something I want to confess you. The name's not Kirk. It's Skywalker. Luke Skywalker.
-Stargate SG1
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