Well now, lets see about responding to this....
1) If you knew much about Texas, you'd know it isn't simply a "Southern State", but rather stands in a category all it's own. Texas is tougher, meaner, stronger, and more independent than ANY other state in the union. And as to inbred, no need to chase your cousin around when you can chase down a wildcat or a longhorn...
2) Given the overall "delicate" sensibilities of the European community, England's reputation as the "alocoholics of Europe" is feeble praise at best. I once spent two weeks at RAF Lakenheath in Suffolk (
you never heard that from me...) and managed to try out a few Brit pubs there. Turned out they were simply social clubs for featherweight tipplers instead of anything like a real knock-down-and drag-out kinda Texas bar on a Saturday night. Most bars in Texas STILL ask you to check your gun in at the door...
3) Micro-Brews are for yuppies and connesieurs, not REAL folks.
4) Now I undestand why Cumbrians draw out their words, like
Daaaaaaaaad, or
Moaaaaaaaam....
5) You go Mac !!!!
and as for the rest, well - Ah did clar'fy that as bein' associated wit' them thar "royals" ya'll worship over thar....
