[Growltiger]

Black Kngyt fails to notice that the Curry enhanced poker is actually equipped with rectal heat seekers and directional jets....

Given all the shenigans surrounding his rear end, BK's fudge tunnel is actually glowing incandescently, and he squeals (reference to the stuck pig again) as an aerial poker impales his tender parts and does its best to singe of the leavings of poor bottomly hygiene which BK has around his nether ends........

Skewered like a moth, BK crashes to the ground, unfortunatelly falling rear first just so that the poker gets an additional bit of push.....

The squealing can even be heard in Texas (where they think that the Texifornian has pulled a bird again)....

Growltigga brushes off the charcoal from his fur, and heads over to the old Moose Kisser and the Stinky One for a well earned pint of Spitfire (no Fokker comes close) (ouch and apologies to any German posters for that tag line)