[Growltiger]

Errrr exactly where is Black Knyght now?

and the "anal fixation" comes from what the red hot poker hand cannon is actually meant to do. It is not as much fun if it is for assaulting someone's nostrils....

For those still wondering about this, the basis for the hand cannon cames from an episode of Blackadder II, where Edmond Blackadder had fallen foul of The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath & Wells who was going to singe the anti-hero's personal parts with a red hot poker for non-payment of a debt (until Blackadder managed to get some leverage for arranging a comprising portrait of said Bishop with Percy).

The curry enhancements are courtesy of Viz magazine, and the pleasures of enjoying a "Curry Hell" at the Rupali Curry Restaurant, The Bigg Market, Newcastle Upon Tyne, England.

The application of the hand cannon for acts of grotesque violence against Bar & Grill patrons however is all my own.