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Old May 31st, 2007, 05:46 PM
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Default Re: Diplomacy, Dominions Style

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HoneyBadger said:
The physical, spiritual, and moral might of Niefelheim remains, silly, short-sighted, stupid little gecko.

We're not fighting your kind-this should be obvious, if you'll notice your pants are not wet with piss-if your kind has even invented pants yet.

We're fighting a horde of undead, unnatural things. The only reason we even bother to address you-and we hope that some few among you can read-is because you too are alive. If such can be called "living".

We understand, though, why a coward such as is naturally spawned by your nation should hide behind meaningless words. We expect no aid from your kind, you are as generous as you are valiant. What aid could you possibly send, anyway? insects for food? Bones for our noses?

Perhaps you should ask your women-if you've bothered to teach any of them to speak-how they'll enjoy seeing their hatchlings with the flesh rotted off them, forever fighting a war that will never end?

They must be the gender blessed with the brains-poor things.
Why wear pants when you can live free?

Coward? I guess that is why EA C'tis has declared war on two powerful nations?

EA C'tis is generous, just ask EA T'ien Ch'i and MA Man, two of my neighbors. Ask them how many problems I have caused for them. We, of course, will not be generous to Miefelheim. Though we realize LA Ermor is an abomination (one that we feel responsible for), we cheer for them in your war.
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