Oh no you don't! You can't declare war upon us! We declare war upon you! We shall slaughter your forces and kill your leaders! Their entrails shall be strewn about the cities! The sheer sight of our carnage will make children weep and women defecate on the spot! We will be a blight on your lands, and your nation will fall! EA C'tis asks but one thing from its neighbors: Do any of you know where Lanka is located?
