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I want everyone to know now and forever that I have begun to forge for myself an item of true power! As we speak my sages are crafting an incredibly invincible... hat!

Yes, it is the divine truth! A grand and powerful head piece is now in my possession and I demand now that you tremble in fear of it! Fear it for it has the power to be somewhat indestructible! All hail the mighty hat wearer and his equally mighty hat!