[DonCorazon]

There is nothing worse than the Utgard postal service. It seems some air gems were delivered to the wrong nation. We appreciate the honesty of the recipient who notified our postmaster of the mistake. Since that nation has not since responded to the PM we sent, this message is to let them know we are asking them to forward the gems to their LA brother, and we will send them a reward for their good deed and they will forever be considered a friend of Utgard.

In other news, Two-Eyes is back in shape, having worked off some flab in a recent clash. The Savior of Utgard got to demonstrate his awesome prowess when a slight pin prick triggered his legendary bad temper, causing him to charge alone into a force of 300ish enemy warriors. While Utgardians watching the combat held their breath in horror as Two-Eyes found himself alone and surrounded by the horde of foes, he miraculously emerged unscathed and ready to defend his crown in the next arena match...