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Who am I going to vote for? Simple: Cobra Commander. The problem with America isn't that the leaders we elect are too evil, it's that they're not any good at being evil. The man could stamp out terrorism forever via a network of satellite-mounted mind-control lasers, protect American foreign interests with robot snakes that shoot knockout gas from their mouths, and he's got vast amounts of experience commanding actual armed forces, as well as several brief tenures as overlord of various island nations and sections of the US.