[Timstone]

Ah, someone notice the redicilous name of my hometown. Well, it's a name that doesn't come up in the world atlas, it's a name people gave it because it encompasses everything it represents. I'll explain.
1) Kleigat - Consists of 2 words; Klei and Gat. The first means (roughly) "made from clay". The town was originaly a field where cattle (cows, horses) grazed. And beacuse it was so close to the sea, the ground contained a lot of clay. The town was build right over the fields. So that explains Klei. The second (Gat) means "In the middle of nowhere".
2) Pampercity - That refers to the many, many, many little children that live in my town. Because it's a relatively young town, many young couples live here. They produce offspring (gentleman-like enough?). Those little kids wear dipers (brand name: Pampers).
Thus the name Kleigat Pampercity came into being.
The real name of Kleigat Pampercity is Velserbroek.
Now, the only thing that needs to be said is the location of Kleigat Pampercity. Kleigat Pampercity is located in Noord-Holland in Holland. One of the best countries to live out your live. A bit quiet, but overall very rich (in relation with the rest of the world).

I hope I have explained it clear enough. If not, I'll explain it agian. Also I hope I haven't shattered any unwritten rules with my previous Posts. I would like to remain a costumer in this bar for a long time.