In regards to El Tigga the spurlous and Gryphin the unknown, age is a tireless remedy in which man rejoices in the furtherance of knowledge as he contemplates life's wonders, as one continues to improve upon one's wonderment of expirating the expansion of his facilities. Remember age catchs all of us, and as I seem to recall one of you just had a birthday and the other is aging more this week, thus you both are catching up to me
Mac walks into the cantina and is surrounded by his Liz Hurly look a likes who indulge in momentous hugs and smooches upon his wonderous body
After a brief respite, Mac walks over to the cream pie condensing gravaton beam inoculator, puts in his quarter, drags the hose over to the office door and knocks. Mac hears the pitter patter of what could only be puddy tat paws upon the floor. Mac backs up and waits for the door to open, slowly it opens and there in all his unimaginative self induced Glory is the "KAT". Mac aims and completely engulfs the wiley old feline in a stream of ooeeyy gooeey sticky cream pie filling. Mac sprays the nozzle up and down so not to miss one furry hair upon said Tigga's countenance. The Tigga lets out a curling scream which is silenced by more cream pie filling.... Mac Turns off the pie inducer, disconnects his colostemy bag from his anatamy and proceeds to empty the contents onto the tall, crreamy looking ice cream cone standing in the doorway.
At this point the sounds emitting from said statue is more then can be printed on these pages.
Mac walks back puts away the pie dispenser, walks over to where the Gryphin is sitting, at which time, Barry comes over (after being paid with a Gryphin Clone), who in turn picks up the old Gryphin and proceeds to deposit his torso upon the Rose bushes outside the cantina window.
In regards to what the US has given the rest of the world. It has given them someone they can all hate...
thus they have united the world where no one else has ever done.
Mephisto, good to see your still around, have a brewski on Saxon's tab, Taz, fill him up....
just some ideas Mac
[ September 17, 2002, 03:48: Message edited by: mac5732 ]