Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
The cantina is shrouded in silence. All patrons are looking at Mac and naturally, a space is beginning to open up around him.
The silence is broken by the sound of a high powered shower being turned on, seconds later, a cat-;ike voice singing a rousing rendition of "I'm too sexy" can be heard through the walls as do the sounds of a heroic muscular growltigga being scrubbed down by some adoring FBW's.
All goes silent, beads of sweat appear on Mac's wrinkled and smelly brow..
The door to the office opens and Liz Hurley herself appears dressed in the slinkiest of lycra numbers, Mac is aboput to explode especially when Liz comes over to him, gets him to sit down and dances in his lap, the old boy is really in a state of extreme excitement and flux....
Mac is sitting in his chair, drooling as Liz moves to one side, just in time to see Growltigga press the 'green' button, a large treetrunk comes swinging down out of the roof of the cantina and hits Mac right in the happy sacks
As Mac is writhing on the floor in a private world of pain, Growltigga picks him up and nails him to the wall of the cantina. Unfortunately, Growltigga nails him to the wall by application of a hilti gun to Mac's private bits
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