I was just curious about if your brother had a 'Nicole problem'. (I'd keep an eye on your wife's car for awhile 
Strange you should say that, the car hasa been running a lot better recently, maybe the big fellah did 'let loose' in the petrol tank
Just say no to anybody that wants to have you try on a new jacket that ties in the back! 
Aww, does that include the jackets made out of salmon pink rubber with the hood and gag?
I have this fear of knives, especially big ones.
You should also have an irrational fear of being hunterd by two pith helmet wearing crocodiles (and bowling and OJ)
Not without somekind of headstart. 
you would need a very long headstart as my bro' used to run for the county
[quote]as for the trollies and spider incident..
it was interesting, very interesting and very scary - has anyone seen that 8 legged freaks movie yet?
take it that they are NOT city folk 
arrrr, yew are ded rite theaarr my boy.. oys cum frum the ****ryside I does, larts o' sheep and moo-beasties and trutters and rollicking rosy in the hay, oooo arrrrrr