[dogscoff]

Ooh, ooh! Theme night at the Cantina!

*Dogscoff activates his personal theme-o-matic, and immediately disappears, only to reappear a moment later dressed as a medievel serving wench.

*After admiring his ample bosum for a minute, he cranks the theme-o-matic right back round to "male" and then some more. He activates it again and appears in a mean looking armoured dragon suit, complete with snout-mounted flamethrower and powered wings. Attempting to stay in character, he then issues a not-particularly medievel challenge in a very un-dragonish way:
"Right, any knights in here? Outside, now. I'll shove yer bloody lances up yer ramparts..."