*Raging Deadstar and Ragnarok smile at these new additions to the cantina, they know what they must do...
"Hi Darkhorse, i believe you are new round here, this card will sort out everything you need to know about the cantina!" Darkhorse gladly accepts that card an reads it aloud...
"Onions?"
*RUMBLE*
The roof opens and darkhorse is burried under a few tons of the O-Word veg.
Ragnarok is busy sneaking up on Rojero, pulls out his Custard to Air to Ground missile and opens fire, an almighty splat covers the far side of the cantina. The two newcomers lift there heads respectively out of the O-Word and custard and are even more respectively given 2 pints off Raging Deadstars tab.
"Welcome to the cantina
"
Darkhorse and Rojero both look at each other perplexed and drink their gifts, maybe plotting their revenge*
Ahhh how i love cartoon violence